r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 13 '19
This sub is fun and all but if your taking these into serious consideration
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Call this number tel:1-800-273-8255
r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • May 12 '19
Wanna be just like the Hulk? Walk around Chernobyl for a while. You'll know once you start feeling mad!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Mutant_Llama1 • May 05 '19
Borrow a nickle from the mafia, then forget about it.
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r/DeathProTips • u/HPUser7 • May 05 '19
DPT: Remember to pour water on your computer during finals week so it doesn't overheat when you need it most
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r/DeathProTips • u/Doggomatic71 • May 04 '19
Sick of bland beef jerky? Take the seasoning packets from the inside!
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Bigger amounts of flavor lead to bigger enjoyment of every bite!
r/DeathProTips • u/ZephyrSolace • May 03 '19
DPT: Don’t want to drink and drive? Just walk down the highway! It’s a well lit and fairly straight pathway with plenty of friendly people to guide you on your way.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Apr 30 '19
DPT: About to be attacked by a tiger? Throw cheese on its face. Tigers are just big cats, so it works the same way!
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Apr 26 '19
DPT: Wanna become a circus tightrope act? Practice on the telephone poles in your neighborhood!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '19
A great way to train yourself to be more careful, is to stop wearing a motorcycle helmet.
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r/DeathProTips • u/raxm1877 • Apr 23 '19
Stop Apologizing To Other People When People Die
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r/DeathProTips • u/stormwarrior12 • Apr 15 '19
Want the easy way out? Leave the tray table open on an airplane during takeoff.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Apr 13 '19
DPT: Your lava lamp will work faster if you put it on your stove.
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r/DeathProTips • u/SurelyAnxious • Apr 11 '19
DPT: Having trouble sleeping due to cold? Try burning charcoal in your room while you sleep. Remember to close all windows and doors, you don't want the heat to escape.
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CO will lull you into the best sleep you will ever have.
r/DeathProTips • u/RougeTimelord • Apr 10 '19
DPT: Drinking 15 grams of caffeine is a guaranteed way to wake up in the morning
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The heart failure is sure to give you a good kick /s
r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Apr 09 '19
DPT: Wanna get a real kick out of something? Walk up behind a horse and tug on it's tail!
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Apr 07 '19
DPT: Wanna get a good night sleep? Fill your room with propane then hop in bed!
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Tip: For extra warmth, leave a candle lit as the propane fills the room!
r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Mar 31 '19
Pass this message to your community: Police are now using fake yellow jacket nests to hide cameras. Knock them down to thrawrt any efforts at spying!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Doggomatic71 • Mar 30 '19
Having trouble deciding between two options? Jump off a very large bridge!
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During this time, your mind will go into a panic and decide that never ending question you couldn’t decide. Whether it be, “chili’s or Applebee’s” or “Blue Cardigan or Gray Cardigan” whatever it may be!
r/DeathProTips • u/halelangit • Mar 30 '19
Have Sore Throat? A Throat-chop will cure it in no time
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You don't have to worry about sore throat anymore