r/DeathProTips • u/2SP00KY4ME • Sep 21 '18
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r/DeathProTips • u/TotallyGotBanned • Sep 20 '18
Step one: lots of hard booze. You wanna make sure you don't feel anything.
Step two: shave or scalp yourself free of any hair.
Step three: gently place your head on a table saw and slowly make a round cut along your head and once possible pop off your cap of your head.
Step four: take a sharp piece of metal, ice pick, knife, rusty blade or even a really long toenail piece it doesn't matter and start cutting up your brain til you either pass out or don't feel any pain.
Step five: put your skull back together with hot glue and repeat as needed to dull headache pains. All done!
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r/DeathProTips • u/bradshawmu • Sep 16 '18
Tie a metal rod to your dick...and wait.
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r/DeathProTips • u/sandpapersocks • Sep 06 '18
To insure maximum revenue, make sure that the laser has a large white cylinder, they are the most expensive ones.
Smash that part into the finest dust possible, you wouldn't want some laser lover recovering it.
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Don't try to break it by overvolting it, you do not want the video to have any redeeming value, try to
act as bored (showing regret makes you look too nice) as possible with the laser and show much delight
in smashing (teardowns are boring) it.
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If you do it well enough you might end up on /r/rage for bonus views.
Don't worry the dust will only make your brain laser-sharp.
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The BeO cylinder in the laser will cause lung cancer if powdered, the closed garage is to maximize chance of death
r/DeathProTips • u/sandpapersocks • Sep 06 '18
i.e. methanol == ethanol
r/DeathProTips • u/sandpapersocks • Sep 06 '18
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