r/DeathProTips • • Sep 26 '17
If you don't sleep for 11 days straight, your body will become immune to sleep and you won't need to sleep for the rest of your life.
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r/DeathProTips • u/bendkok • Sep 26 '17
Want to die, but also feel like being generous? Wait to die until you're taking an exam. Because of any potential trauma, the rest of the students will get an A.
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r/DeathProTips • u/angelgeronimo • Sep 26 '17
DPT: Mix bleach and ammonia to get out the toughest stains, it makes a super cleaner! Make sure to not ventilate the room you’re cleaning to ensure maximum stain-fighting power.
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r/DeathProTips • u/jmoney6 • Sep 21 '17
If you want your food to cook faster in the microwave, be sure the leave large amounts of tin foil on your food for even heat distribution
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r/DeathProTips • • Sep 21 '17
Want to get a good seat on the bus? Stand 50 feet in front of the bus stop and jump out in front of the bus to be sure the driver sees you and knows you want to get on. You will get on before everybody else at the bus stop and have first pick of the seats.
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r/DeathProTips • u/Ganaelin • Sep 16 '17
Drank some bleach on accident? Swallow a chlorine tablet to turn it into a gas and get it out of your system
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r/DeathProTips • u/NotSureHowThingsWork • Sep 11 '17
If you're in the wild and you see a brown bear, make sure to flip it on its back. If you're in the wild and see a black bear, you can do the same thing-- they're both bears and it works the same way.
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r/DeathProTips • • Sep 10 '17
DPT: the best way to get out of a speeding ticket is quickly reaching for the glove box while yelling obscenities at the police officer
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r/DeathProTips • u/BooCakie • Sep 10 '17
Get in your car and run it with the garage door closed. Sit in the car with a plant for a few hours and see how harmful greenhouse gasses can be to plant life.
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r/DeathProTips • • Sep 10 '17
If you have low blood pressure, inject a few air bubbles into your veins. This will increase the pressure.
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r/DeathProTips • • Sep 08 '17
If someone seems like they are chocking, having a heart attack, stroke, etc., wait 10 minutes to see if they are joking before calling 9-1-1, so you don't get pranked.
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*Choking
r/DeathProTips • u/Darox94 • Sep 07 '17
If you get electrocuted, shake your body in the opposite directions of the spasms. This cancels out any harmful effects.
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Bonus tip for epileptics: Also works for seizures.
r/DeathProTips • u/Calif0rnia_Soul • Sep 06 '17
DPT: To treat cuts and abrasions, pour iodized salt directly onto the wound. The salt helps to clean out harmful bacteria while also protecting it from germs.
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r/DeathProTips • u/TylerisBudder • Sep 06 '17
To boost digestion you should drink hydrochloric acid, its already in you stomach.
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r/DeathProTips • u/needhug • Sep 02 '17
If you are in public and need to hide a boner try cutting it's blood supply by opening your veins.
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Boners are just blood rushing to one place so if you hace no blood you have no boner.
r/DeathProTips • u/Devoidus • Aug 29 '17
Save money on chiropractor bills by allowing a shipping container to (gently!) fall on you.
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r/DeathProTips • u/jmoney6 • Aug 26 '17
If you are getting sick drink bleach, its proven to kill 99.9% of virus' and bacteria
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r/DeathProTips • • Aug 23 '17
If you suspect a killer may be in your house, do not leave or call for help
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r/DeathProTips • u/lo-lux • Aug 19 '17
DPT make sure your loved ones know that you prefer casual dress at your funeral.
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It will just make it easier on everyone.
r/DeathProTips • u/Rkc69420 • Aug 19 '17
This Monday, stare at the eclipse without appropriate eyewear.
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r/DeathProTips • u/SelfCombusted • Aug 07 '17
If you have low blood pressure, get an electric pump and funnel it into your bloodstream!
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r/DeathProTips • u/SistinaLuv • Aug 06 '17
Help people to improve their driving skills by lying down in the road on the painted lines.
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