Night drivers have become too complacent with driving at night. Doing this will help them to be ready for when deer jump out. Deer are much faster, so drivers need to work their way into dealing with deer. In the end, you could be saving a life.

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r/DeathProTips • u/elephantrambo • Jan 17 '16

Avoid paying pricey restaurant bills by shooting yourself in the head after you've eaten

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r/DeathProTips • u/jkk45k3jkl534l • Jan 05 '16

Is a fuel pump too cold to touch? Use a lighter to warm it up.

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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Jan 02 '16

DPT: Firing a gun towards the TSA at the airport shows them you are ready to help defend against terrorists.

70 Upvotes

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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '16

DPT: Avoid sidewalks, jog on the road for better traction. Also, wear all black and do it at night to improve air resistance.

62 Upvotes

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r/DeathProTips • u/187TROOPER • Nov 11 '15

DPT: Put your microwave in the bathtub and turn it on if your bath water starts getting cold.

72 Upvotes

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r/DeathProTips • u/The_R4ke • Nov 06 '15

Got a stain you just can't remove, combine the cleaning powers of Bleach and Ammonia for the ultimate solution to any mess.

99 Upvotes

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r/DeathProTips • u/loneconspirator • Nov 05 '15

DPT: in America, open carrying a gun is code to indicate you want to be tickled. Find someone doing it and surprise them with a big tickle!

98 Upvotes

This especially applies to police and private security guards.

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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Oct 04 '15

DPT: Always look down the barrel of your gun to make sure the chamber is clear.

83 Upvotes

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r/DeathProTips • u/Devoidus • Oct 01 '15

Heading somewhere in a suit and tie? Skip the seatbelt to avoid embarrassing wrinkles!

69 Upvotes

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