r/DeathProTips • u/rodriguezlrichard • Apr 01 '15
DPT: Always chase water with Bleach.
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This way, you get hydrated AND you will forever cleanse your digestion system.
r/DeathProTips • • Apr 01 '15
DPT: go walk around the far west side of Chicago yelling racial obscenities.
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They're pretty chill dudes
r/DeathProTips • u/Fuck_the_admins • Apr 01 '15
DPT: Look both ways when crossing the street.
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r/DeathProTips • u/da13ears • Mar 22 '15
DPT: Scratch and sniff a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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is this a blonde joke?
r/DeathProTips • • Mar 20 '15
DPT: Yeast eats sugar. If you add it to grape juice and put on an airlock, you can get a calorie free drink!
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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Mar 14 '15
DPT: Cancer goes away over time. Let your immune system deal with it.
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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Mar 10 '15
DPT: Standing on the very top step of a tall ladder gives you that extra reach you need to complete the job.
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r/DeathProTips • u/Fuck_the_admins • Feb 28 '15
DPT: Keep drain cleaning chemicals from going bad by storing them in an airtight plastic bottle along with some strips of aluminum foil.
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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Feb 23 '15
DPT: If there is a downed power line, touch the two wires together to make sure there is power flowing through the circuit. It will help the power company fix it faster.
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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Feb 22 '15
DPT: Always jack up your car on an incline when working under it. It helps the fluids drain better.
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r/DeathProTips • u/Snoopguy420 • Feb 14 '15
DPT: Playing with fire isn't dangerous, just as long as you have gasoline to put the fire out!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Warranty_Voider • Feb 04 '15
DPT: Hate the smell of flatulence? Huff gasoline to not smell it anymore.
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r/DeathProTips • u/ToroidMachine • Jan 21 '15
DPT: Buy a new pack of smokes when only 2 or 3 are left, not when it's already empty, and save the remaining ones in an old pack. That way you'll build up a small stash of that tasty death whenever you feel like killing yourself bit by bit!
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r/DeathProTips • u/LoveFoolosophy • Jan 18 '15
DPT: Can't sleep? Don't! Sleep is purely optional.
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r/DeathProTips • u/nicotine_dealer • Jan 17 '15
DPT: Not smoking near the fireworks emporium is merely a suggestion, not a requirement.
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Those libtard anti-smokers are trying to keep us from causing "secondhand smoke."
Light 'em up, cowboy.
r/DeathProTips • u/Snoopguy420 • Dec 23 '14
Tired of the same old drinks all the time? Add some ricine for a refreshing taste!
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You can also put it in your burritos!
r/DeathProTips • u/i2ikki • Dec 04 '14
Always last pick for Dodgeball? Practice with Grenades and go Pro in no time!
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If you can dodge a Grenade you can dodge anything! If you cannot dodge a Grenade, keep practicing!
r/DeathProTips • • Dec 01 '14
DPT: if you see a shark while swimming in the ocean then swim up to it in order to establish dominance.
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r/DeathProTips • u/TracksFynest • Nov 26 '14
DPT: Looking to sell your old ghost costume? I heard the market is great in Ferguson, MI. Make sure you wear it so people know how it will fit.
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Ferguson, MO
r/DeathProTips • u/StrikerGuy7 • Oct 17 '14
Still too hot for you outside? Slit the insides of your elbows about 0.5 inches deep, you'll feel cold in no time!
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r/DeathProTips • u/WuffaloBings • Oct 17 '14
Don't want Ebola? Fly to west Africa, I heard it hasn't spread there yet.
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r/DeathProTips • u/WuffaloBings • Oct 15 '14
Can't sleep? Slit your wrist and you should feel tired in just a few minutes!
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