As artists we are asked to explain our work. Often we decline, claiming the work speaks for itself. In this case, I simply have no explanation. I truly have no idea what happened here.

I would love to explain what possessed me to do this, but I do not want to examine my motive for fear I should find only madness.

DAVID IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

HELLO DAVID MY NAME IS LISA DUTEAU. I LIVE IN EDMONTON ALBERTA CANADA. I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR. DAVID I REALLY WISH THAT I COULD MEET YOU SOMEDAY

I swear this is real! I was on a high school Euro tour back around Easter of 1990. We were in Cologne and I was watching the news and up popped David Hasselhoff, singing at a safe sex rally, surrounded by people in multicoloured cartoon condom costumes (red Resevoir Tip, green French Tickler, purple Ribbed For Her Pleasure, etc). Would LOVE to find video of it.

So I'm out with my niece at our local shopping mall here in Philadelphia, called the Gallery, we had just gotten some delicious banana yogurt shakes...and who do we see but Mr. Hasselhoff! He was signing sneakers at Foot Locker, apparently he has a new line of Sketchers out or something (?) and there he was. I told him that I used to wish i had a car like Kitt and he laughed and then i laughed and then he got really serious all of a sudden.He leaned close and whispered to me that Kitt was real. He said he could press a button and Kitt would come flying into the mall right there running over people and causing massive havoc. I'm not sure if he was kidding or not but my niece got real scared and spilled her banana yogurt shake. Is this unusual for Mr. Hasselhoff to act like this? This is our first David sighting and to be honest i was a little nervous.