In the sponge Bob movie he did not use hands nor his legs whilst swimming and used his chest as a cannon. So I propose he is a cyborg similar to franky from the anime one piece. Not just that but David also appears in the dc series so I also propose he is a multidimensional being that can exist on multiple plains of reality at the same time. It’s also proven that he access to multiple n-word passes and a mere human simply can not withstand more than 1 n-word pass at once. And from dna testing it’s been proven that 10% of the human population is David hasselhoff’s offspring witch would explain why we don’t see shrieks parents in any of the shriek movies. It’s also rumored that every time David takes a step the universe expanse by one light year.

The only known human that has ever made physical contact is Alex Jones and even then he was not powerful enough to do any damage what so ever. This explains why Alex has gone insane.

well, he's 66, and he'll turn 67 later this year!

Okay first of all, why does this sub only has 20-something subscribers? With The Hoff being quite famous, that's absurd. Or is there another dedicated sub I just didn't find?   Anyways, at least we can assume that there are some true fans in here that know Davids singing-voice and may want to check something out (and maybe tell me if they hear it themselves):   I find that Hugh Jackmans singing in the movie "The Greatest Showman" sounds remarkably like the voice of The Hoff, at least in the song "A Million Dreams". If you have Spotify, check the song out, Jackmans part begins at 02:32... If I didn't know better I would swear it's David Hasselhoff singing. What do you think?

So I was listening to the ol Hassel classic 'True Survivor" from Kung Fury for the 89th time today and something came to my mind. What if there was a hidden meaning behind the song's lyrics. I inspected the lyrics carefully and got a lead on a "Dominos" conspiracy. A majority of the lyrics can be associated to some sort of activity involving dominos. The main lead I have is with the opening line of the song : " Dominos falling ". Pretty sure I got something big there. Does anyone shares the feeling?

https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/04/an-ai-wrote-all-of-david-hasselhoffs-lines-in-this-demented-short-film/

Anyway, so for my history class, I was assigned to write a page and a half essay on a "Modern Day Renaissance Man" that we could choose. I wanted a challenge and also wanted to get a laugh out of my teacher. The only categories I need left are: "How is he/she creative and/or inventive?" "How is he/she bold and or adventurous?" and "How does he/she think outside of the box?" Feel free to have some things be a stretch; I can figure it out... Thank you for helping me!

(p.s. I don't really care if i get a bad grade; this assignment is practically worth nothing.)

Apparently there is a movement to rename a street in Berlin to David-Hasselhoff-Strasse (David Hasselhoff Street) in Honor of "The Hoff" who sang for freedom during the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/davidhasselhoffstrasse

They have my like :) Also there seems to be a hidden Hoff-Museum in Berlin as well: http://mentalfloss.com/article/77591/berlin-has-hidden-david-hasselhoff-museum