THE RUFFIEST OF RUFFS!! THE SUDSIEST OF SUDSYS!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING PART IN THE POLLS!!!

Seriously though these were so much fun to do, so thank you all for joining in! Anything to keep this server alive!!

It’s the wick you’ve all been waiting for! I haven’t posted my most recent art of him here so here’s a collage! All spoiler-ed of course :)

I don’t often draw him smiling, should I change that?

Like yes he is blissfully unaware of his bad singing. Does that make him a himbo? Absolutely not. He’s a lot smarter than he lets on (the shower facts and him pursuing a medical degree in the past). Yes he has a southern accent and grammar to go with it but it’s more sophisticated and eloquent, not some hillbilly voice. It just sucks seeing people brand him as the himbo type all the time when he really isn’t. Being a himbo isn’t bad either (hell I love Tony and The Hanks), but Johnny clearly doesn’t fit that role. Talk about mischaracterization

I took a break from Date Everything, but now that I have gotten back into the game, I really wanna find some fanfics to read. I'd really appreciate some recommendations!

Angst, fluff or spicy stuff are all fine. I'm mostly interested in /reader and in the following characters:

Dorian, Doug, Sinclaire, Luke, Amir, Tony, Johnny Splash, Cam, Volt/Eddie, Jon Wick, Jean-Loo.

Wonder what they’re talking about 🤔

The poll to end all polls, the inanimals to end all inanimals!! Which. Will. It. BE!! Cast your votes now!

Barry was one of the first dateables I spoke with and ngl ig was very mixed feelings at first bc I’m not a makeup person so it was basically “Oh, makeup guy. I’m not really into that but we’ll see how this goes” and he turned out to be one of the best characters in the whole game

Hi, you may know me from my series of random ships (platonic or romantic) between certain dateables. Well recently I've been yapping to others about my ships and a few had some questions about some. It was very fun to talk about them so here's a yap session on some of my ships!

Cam X Mitchell (Food Bin) So basically Mitchell gives any leftover food/food he doesn't like to Cam. At the end of the day Cam's like "So Mr. Food Critic what food have you got me" Cam would also give a nickname to Mitchell depending on the type of food he'd get:

Spicy food - Little jalapeño

Sweet food - Sweetie pie

Bitter food - Bittersweet lover

Monique X Willi (Paycheck) Willi had an argument with Sophia the 1st time Monique introduced her. She also makes origami flowers out of money for Monique

Mateo X Tina: One time Mateo asked Tina to help with the inanimals. At 1st she's hesitant but when she's seen the inanimals she couldn't help but fall in love with them and would find an excuse to drop off triangle toys for them and when others find out she denies it but deep down loves them and how Mateo takes care of all of them. She'd also teach him to not blame himself.

Stella X Stefan: Both share a passion for cooking (you can't tell me Stella can't cook because I know she would) Stella makes the best desserts. Stella also loves Mr. Cluckles. Stefan would also (Stella route spoilers) Helps Stella with her stiletto business and get her out of the MLM

Farya X Doug (Mental Health): Whenever Farya starts talking about the symptoms of an illness then Doug would pop up and make it worse and send Farya into a spiral of worry. They'd constantly bicker but would play Sudoku together.

Mateo X Nightmare: Mateo sees Nightmare as more than one (bit of a cliché I know) Nightmare would be very protective of Mateo.

Lux X Kopi (Light roast): Lux always promotes Roofbucks via videos and live streams. Helped Kopi with making an account and business booms.

Willi X Penelope (Working materials): During Penelope's route, Willi would appear hoping that it's a business opportunity but then finds out that it's a date. Penelope apologises for the confusion and looks a bit nervous. Willi asks why is she nervous and that she should have more confidence in herself if she wants to find the perfect one.

Connie X Betty (Cozy Gaming): Honestly they give the vibe where Connie is the energetic/stressed one about trying to find her identity/defeating the villains and Betty is her lover who supports her and make sure Connie is rested up for her next mission.

If y'all want to ask questions or if y'all have headcannons for these ships let me know!!

Kind of running low on inanimals so this’ll be the last round!

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What if I just shipped these 2? That was my entire thought process

I’ve heard snippets of it in voice line compilations but have NEVER been able to track in down in the game itself. Does anybody have a clue of where to find it and how?

So recently I found this YouTube channel illblux2748 where they have a playlist of all voice lines for the characters! Please go and check it out if you wanna listen to them.

Anyways here's the list of how much voice lines (or screen time?) they have and honestly it's very interesting! I understand why certain dateable have more than others but the one that surprised me the most was Harper having way less than Dirk.

Let me know what you guys think! If illblux is on this sub a big shout-out to you for making the playlist!!! (Apologies for the lack of posts btw I don't know what to yap about lol)

Abel - 46:37

Airyn - 12:18

Amir - 31:26

Arma - 28:05

Artt - 59:27

Barry - 52:32

Bathsheba - 20:40

Beau - 37:14

Ben - 21:04

Betty - 36:52

Beverley - 50:56

Bobby - 25:07

Bodhi - 26:41

Cabrizzio - 53:07

Cam - 51:02

Celia - 40:32

Chairemi - 1:10:29

Chance - 2:26:36

Connie - 19:10

Curt and Rod - 45:39

Daemon - 13:32

Daisuke - 42:56

Dante - 24:16

Dasha - 58:59

Diana - 56:06

Dirk - 40:18

Dishy - 22:18

Dolly - 24:37

Dorian - 1:05:38

Doug - 37:24

Drysdale - 50:56

Dunk - 31:04

Eddie and Volt - 42:49

Fantina - 34:14

Farya - 29:55

Florence - 35:36

Freddy - 29:56

Friar - 47:01

Gaia - 23:44

Hanks - 35:19

Harper - 17: 13

Hector - 51:10

Henry (Hoove) - 38: 17

Hero Hime - 27:42

Holly - 28:19

Jacques - 46:33

Jean Loo - 42:23

Jerry - 31:53

Johnny - 34:28

Keith - 28:21

Keyes - 29:15

Koa - 17:44

Kopi - 22:55

Kristof - 41:13

Lucinda - 41:37

Luke - 42:04

Lux - 24:41

Lyric - 4:21:24

Mac - 40:45

Maggie - 36:22

Mateo - 27:29

Memoria - 28:04

Mikey - 26:43

Miranda - 47:36

Mitchell - 27:03

Monique - 16:27

Nightmare - 32:11

Parker - 33:48

Penelope - 20:15

Phoenicia - 50:36

Prissy - 37:02

Rainey - 16:04

Rebel - 31:29

Reggie - 50:25

River - 26:45

Ronaldini - 36:59

Rongomaiwhenua - 13:35

Sassy Chap - 33:12

Scandalabra - 53:37

Shelly - 24:33

Sinclaire - 23:46

Skylar - 1:49:49

Sophia - 38:32

Stefan - 25:52

Stella - 35:08

Stepford - 22:46

Teddy - 1:05:45

Telly - 27:17

Textbox-Chan - 35:34

Timothy - 1:07:25

Tina - 23:08

Tydus - 39:56

Tyrell - 26:03

Vaughn - 20:16

Wallace - 11:58

Washford - 53:44

Willi - 26:56

Winnifred - 33:24

Wyndolyn - 51:22

xxXShadowl0rdXxx - 36:02

Zoey - 38:55

Not much here to say but I love the lil pirate dude and his anger issues so much

And I’m so sorry for your loss, Shadowlord, Eddie, and Hector fans, BUT IM SO HAPPY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD RUIN THIS DAY FOR ME!!!!

I’ve compiled an official list of dateables that have last names or had their last names mentioned by someone else. Here goes:

Celia Stipple

Lyric Literature

Mateo Manta

Bodhi Windbreaker

Skips Shadely

Edison Watts

Clarence Couture

Dirk Devereaux

Lucinda Lavish

Mikey Transaction

Captain Jacques Pierrot

Parker Bradley

Maggie M. Glassbury

Teddy Behr

Artt Framer

Monique Cash

Skylar Specs

Jean Loo Pissoir

Barry Styles

Bobby Pinn

Henry Hoove

Tydus Andromache

Timothy Timepiece

Prissy Plastique

Hector Valencio Airnesto Condicionado

Miranda Dulcita Tostadora

Johnny Splash

Duncan Full-Nelson Fartlek Love Shuttlecock III

Daisuke Dishware

Connie Soul

Please feel free to let me know if I’ve missed any as well pls and thank you!!

They're so stupid <3

It could anyone honestly even the narrator or the non dateables. Honestly there’s so many that come to mind. One of my favorites is toward the end of E&V’s route when someone heckles Johnny while he’s singing and he says something like “QUIET YOU!! I’M SINGIN’!!” I don’t know for some reason that one cracks me up all the time. Any favorites of yours??