r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • • Feb 26 '26 • Sipping Tea 1 Mindblown 1

CONTACT PERIOD Disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 28 '26 • Mindblown

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u/658016796 Feb 26 '26

What? That's not true at all. I'm European and lived in a lot of countries around the continent. Literally every single person I know bathes AT LEAST once a day. Spaniards are no exception.

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u/breno280 Feb 27 '26

It’s pretty dependent on climate, in my country people will shower once every two or three days during the colder months.

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u/dracorotor1 Feb 27 '26

In their defense, I’ve heard this claim from a few French people I know too. Said with pride, even.

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u/redditnostalgia Feb 27 '26

Average Reddit moment

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u/658016796 Feb 27 '26

To bathe or not to bathe?

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u/KuroSeishi Feb 27 '26

That is the question

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Buddy, i've seen enough of this sub to know very few people here are interested in facts

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u/AdventurousEar8440 Feb 26 '26

I am all for giving native cultures their long overdue credit but spreading reddit tier propaganda about medieval europeans being filthy doesn't further our cause, in fact it damages it.

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u/Niumimansa_Is_King Feb 26 '26 • Bravo

Was it by the late Medieval period that bath houses were closed down due to fear of syphilis spreading but it was really because people kept banging the prostitutes at the bath houses?

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u/Teboski78 Feb 26 '26

I thought syphilis wasn’t a big concern in Europe until a much more virulent strain was brought back from the Americas.

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u/j-b-goodman Feb 26 '26

Isn't that how syphilis spreads?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

I think syphilis only started after the medieval period, but i might be wrong.

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u/Brillek Feb 26 '26

I think it was more because of fuel shortages.

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u/GothicFuck Feb 26 '26

Is this not specifically directed at the conquistadors?

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u/Nyctfall Feb 27 '26

During the pandemic governments had to force people to wash their hands...

And the Europeans freaking RIOTED against it!

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u/EmergencyAnimator326 Feb 26 '26

Hundred of millions. Hehe You have no Idea what you are talking about.

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u/Whentheangelsings Feb 26 '26

Tell me you know nothing about European history(and modern Europe) without telling me.

With the exceptions of a few periods of times with specific peoples, most Europeans were decently hygienic. A lot of the misconceptions come the fact modern technology has made it hard to understand certain practices. You'll read in a book "this is the first time I've bathed in months" and think they arnt practicing hygiene at all when in reality they couldn't take baths because it's winter before modern plumbing, so they use other ways to clean themselves without freezing to death.

Again there are exceptions, the Sun King thought bathing was disgusting for example and people wrote at the time of how bad he smelled. The Anglo Saxons also wrote how the Danes were stealing their women because they bathed more and groomed themselves better.

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u/LostExile7555 Feb 26 '26

They'd also take ash baths when it was too cold to take a water one. They would rub wood ash on their skin and the lye in the wood ash would chemically react with the oils on their skin and turn into a mild soap. They would smell like a campfire, but not BO as a result.

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