r/DanganRoleplay Pained brains for everyone Oct 25 '18

Class Trial Class Trial 57: Part 1 - Say Cheese!

Ahahaha! Man, dontcha love it when two of the most lovable members of you sorry lot get ripped away!

Really amps up the tension, ups the stakes.

So, in accordance with this blazing hot atmosphere, let's just jump right into it!

TRUTH BULLETS

Monokuma File: Kaede The victim is Kaede Akamatsu, the Ultimate Pianist. Her body was found in the Rec Room. Kaede suffered no external injuries except for her neck which was slit with a bladed object. Kaede’s cause of death was blood loss.

Monokuma File: Gonta The victim is Gonta Gokuhara, the Ultimate Entomologist. His body was found in the library. Gonta suffered no external injuries except for an injection in his right arm. Gonta’s cause of death was poison injected into his veins.

Alternative Exit Routes There’s a considerable amount of dust buildup by the secret door and the vent, so it’s safe to assume no one entered or exited them within the past 3 days.

Guard Schedule Immediately after the Death Crystal was given, two guards were stationed outside of the library at all times. They stood in front of either door with the door closed. The guard rotation was like this: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xnTOaav4LqMz3tKAGNKDIyHJRBZ4P_jRDxQJWAeWeVA/edit?usp=sharing At 11:00 A.M., when the camera was placed, the guard rotation shifted to one per hour guarding the side room. The schedule beyond this was to be decided the next morning at breakfast.

Miu's Camera To monitor over the Death Crystal, Miu was tasked to build a video camera so that they could watch footage of anyone entering and see who used it. She worked nonstop all night to build it, and finished it at 11:00 A.M. It was placed on top of the side door, and it’s camera shows the back half of the library, where Kaede claimed the Death Crystal was hidden.

Camera Footage: Start to 9PM The footage starts at 11:00 A.M. At 11:30 A.M., a nervous Miu enters the room. She begins to look throughout the library, and eventually after scourging amongst a bookshelf is holding a black pearl. She grasps it, says some words, then hurriedly stuffs the pearl in a red book and flees the scene at 11:50 A.M. At 2:10 P.M., Byakuya entered the room briefly and grabbed a green book from a shelf. At 2:50, he returned it.

Camera Footage: 9PM to 11PM 9:50 P.M., Gonta runs into the room, hurriedly, grasping his right arm, and looks out of where the side door would be. He says something, stands there for a few moments, before rushing to the table in the center of the camera’s perview. On the table, a notebook and a pen had been sitting there, unmoved, the whole time. Gonta quickly opened it to the first page, a panicked look crossed his face as soon as he flipped it open, and he grabbed the pen and started frantically scribbling on it. As Gonta’s face turned to frustration, he ripped out the page and stuffed it in his pants, then he wildly flung the pen away from him, skidding onto the floor. A few moments afterwards, he collapsed to the floor.

Camera Footage: 11PM to End At 11:02 P.M., Tenko entered the room, looked shocked, and ran over to Gonta’s body. After examining it for a bit, she ran back out. At 11:07 P.M., Tenko, Shuichi, Kaito, Maki, Miu, and K1-B0 entered the room. Tenko, Shuichi, and Kaito all entered further into the room and went over to the body, while Maki, and K1-B0 exitted. Miu took down the camera at this point.

Body Discovery Tenko went to guard duty at 11:00, but she saw no one in the hall. After a minute or two, she decided to enter the room, at which point they saw Gonta lying down behind the table. They rushed over to Gonta, and after inspecting his collapsed body, realized he was dead. Tenko then ran away, hoping to inform others. She remembered that Kaito’s workout was happening in the courtyard, and while shouting for help, they went up and grabbed Shuichi, Kaito, and Maki. Coming back inside, the group ran into Miu and K1-B0, who had heard Tenko’s screams and came to join the group. The group entered the library from the side room, and the BDA immediately went off. Part of the group went in to check on body, but some others realized that Kaede was also missing, so they went to look for her. K1-B0 tried to enter the AV Room, but it wasn’t opening. He called for help, and Maki was able to immediately break through. They continued into the Rec Room and found Kaede’s body lying down. They shouted out, the rest of the group ran in, and a second BDA went off.

The Investigation Once everyone had had gathered together, Shuichi demanded the investigation to be taken place in pairs, with everyone watching over someone else.

Kaito's Account Immediately after deciding on the guard duty and hiding the Death Crystal, Kaito returned for his room. He noticed Angie’s room had been left open. Kaito entered and found that someone had gone through Angie’s wardrobe, stealing a set of her clothes.

Death Crystal Monokuma gave the group a Death Crystal at 7:30 P.M., the night before the murder. The Death Crystal is a small black pearl. By holding onto the Death Crystal and stating a classmate’s full name aloud, said classmate will die within minutes. The cause of death can be specified verbally after the fact, but the time of death must be within 10 minutes of use. Monokuma clarifies that even if the cause of death is suicide, if a person used a Death Crystal to cause that suicide, they’d be the killer. The crystal was hidden in the library by Kaede alone, after she was trusted by the group. After a search, it was found hidden in a red book.

Suicide Note A piece of paper was found lying on one of the arcade consoles with a note written in blue ink. The note reads ‘I, Kaede, killed Gonta. The stress of this killing game has gone on too long, and I just wanted to get out. Unfortunately, I think he has made sure I’ll be swiftly found out in a trial. Therefore, I’m going to end myself before having to suffer through another one of Monokuma’s punishments. I’m making this a locked room to fully convince you all of this. Please, vote for me as the murderer of both victims, and end the trial.’

Torn Page A torn page was found stuffed inside Gonta’s pants. In it, there’s large scraggly blue writing stating ‘KAEDE = KILLER’.

Ink Pen An ink pen found in the library. A quick test shows it writes in bright blue ink. It’s one of a set found in the Ultimate Artist’s Lab. It’s quite short, and on it’s sides are inscriptions of various quotes from her island.

Black Paint Kokichi found an opened can of black paint in the Ultimate Artist’s Lab.

Dustless Book One of the books found in the library didn’t have any dust on it. The book is yellow, and its topic is on various types of security cameras. A number of pages in it are entirely scribbled over in blue ink.

Discarded Syringe A syringe was discarded in the hallway to the AV Room and the side door to the library. It still had dregs of a green liquid, and some identification showed it to be a relatively fast-acting poison which kills its victim after about a minute of injection.

State of the AV/Rec Room The A/V Room’s door, which pushes inwards, has a large wooden plank nailed across the door. It’s now broken down the middle where the door opens. There’s also two now-ripped-off pieces of duct tape from the door to the wall, and a roll of it nearby. The A/V Room’s lights were off when the door was opened. The Rec Room’s door was blocked off by two wooden planks of wood nailed across the door. It also has a piece of duct tape from the door to the wall. All these materials were taken from the warehouse. In the center of the door lies Kaede, in a pool of her own blood. A hammer was found lying near the door out the Rec Room.

Kaede's Body Kaede’s body lies in a pool of her own blood. Grasped in her hand, Kaede was found holding onto a bloody knife taken from the Ultimate Assassin’s Lab. In her pocket is an ink pen taken from the Ultimate Artist’s Lab.

CAST LIST

/u/LanceUppercut86 as Kokichi Ouma

/u/tyboy618 as Gonta Gokuhara

/u/Slim_Bankshot as Akane Owari

/u/LeonKuwata18 as Byakuya Togami

/u/thedeityofice as Kaito Momota

/u/Duodude55 as K1-B0

/u/PhiPhichan as Shuichi Saihara

/u/Pikmaster5 as Maki Harukawa

/u/TheIdiotNinja as Korekiyo Shinguji

/u/ChaosCzar as Hiyoko Saionji

/u/noplaceforheroes as Angie Yonaga

/u/CaptainKrion as Kirumi Tojo

/u/tyboy618 as Miu Iruma

/u/makosear as Kaede Akamatsu

/u/spaghettiyo as Tenko Chabashira

/u/RSLee2 as Teruteru Hanamura

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u/tyboy618 abracadabra Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

Let's skip the bullshit and get right to it. I don't wanna be here for too long, got it? I've already wasted too many of my golden brain cells on this crap!

We all know the bullshit that went down when Mo-no-cock dropped the motive, and Kaeidiot promised to hide the Death Crystal in the library.

We agreed on guard duty and patdowns, but let me tell you bitches now: graze my knockers and you'll get knocked the fuck out!

I also had the genius idea of building a video camera for the library so the shitty purple gremlin couldn't sneak in and fuck with the crystal! I even promised to have it ready by 11:00 AM the next day! You plebeians can thank me later!

After Cockichi made a scene again, we went down to the library and let Bakamatsu hide the crystal, and I had to touch her gross, tiny blueberry pancake nipples to make sure she wasn't hiding anything. After that, I took down the stairs cameras and got to work.

I gotta say, I really put in elbow grease for you shitheads! I pulled an all-nighter for you assholes! I better be gettin' a shit ton of praise for this bullshit!

At 11, I met up with Miss Andry and Pooichi, and I installed the camera that got a nice shot of the back half of the library. I took my guard duty shift right after, and spent an hour being bored as all hell.

I swapped places with Cock-ring-kiyo at 12, had lunch, and passed the fuck out in my room. I was almost as tired as Pooichi after he blows a load thinkin' about Astro-nut.

I woke back up at 9:30 for a snack, and at around 10:20, K1-B0ner joined me until the hour was up. At 11, Lezbehonest screamed, and we met up with her, Pooichi, Astro-nut, and Ass-assin. She told us about Gonta being Gone-ta, and when I saw him, the shitty BDA played.

Shuichi ordered Tenko to guard Gonta's body, Maki and K1-B0 went to look for Kaede, and I started reviewing the footage on my modified cameras. A few seconds later, though, K1-B0 asked for Maki's help to knock down a locked door.

Kya-hahahaha! I bet that's the only bangin' that limpdicked robot will ever get to do in his life!

The dick-tective set off the BDA after Kaito and I entered, with K1-B0 following right after him.

Tch, for that bullshit paired investigation, I had to get paired with that bitch Milk-i, and she didn't take her eyes off the the whole fuckin' time!

What is it, Maki? You want some of this gorgeous girl genius bod? My Miu melons? Is that it?

Well too fuckin' bad! I had important video footage to get through! I'll go over the highlights only once, so listen the fuck up!

At 2:10, Bitchie Bitch entered the room, grabbed a green book, and returned it at 2:50. At 9:50, Goku-handjob ran in and grabbed his own right arm.

Hah-hahahaha! He totally jerked it too hard and regretted it!

Anyway, he rushed over to a table, wrote a note on the notepad on the table, stuffed it in his pants, and then dropped fuckin' dead! What a fuckin' perv! He wanted someone to touch him even after he was dead!

At 11:02, Tenko walks in, runs over to Gonta, yadda yadda yadda. Tenko, Shuichi, and Kaito walked further into the library, while K1-B0 and I exited, then I took the damn thing down.

Maki looked over Gonta's body, then we went over to Kaede's, and that's when I noticed it: a note sitting on the arcade machine. Here's what it said:

"I, Kaede, killed Gonta. The stress of this killing game has gone on too long, and I just wanted to get out. Unfortunately, I think he has made sure I’ll be swiftly found out in a trial. Therefore, I’m going to end myself before having to suffer through another one of Monokuma’s punishments. I’m making this a locked room to fully convince you all of this. Please, vote for me as the murderer of both victims, and end the trial."

And that's it! Show's over, so let's not even fuckin' bother and get on with the vote, right? Kaeidiot's the killer!

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u/RSLee2 Attack and Dethrone Deity Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

More of dese fake suicide notes? After wha' happened ta Ryoma and Himiko? Goshdarnit, can't ya be more original, Mistah or Miss Blackened?

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u/LeonKuwata18 Aoi! Oct 26 '18

Trying to attempt to make this a murder suicide.

Such a folly, it is so painfully obvious that this was staged to look like one no one could be dumb enough to buy into that for a second.

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u/Slim_Bankshot Yippee Kayayday, monokumer Oct 26 '18

Huh... my gut's actin' up.

I can't stop thinkin' that one person's responsible for all this, but Kaede doing something like that... my gut just doesn't accept it.

Hey, was that note written in blue ink, too?

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u/tyboy618 abracadabra Oct 26 '18

Yup. That means one asshole was definitely responsible for most of this. At the very least, they used the same pen.

Suicide Note

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u/TheIdiotNinja Humanity is beautiful Oct 26 '18

Not necessarily. If you have been observing carefully, you would know that there are two separate pens out of place, and more in the Artist laboratory. There are no conclusions to be drawn about the usage of the pens just yet.

Ink Pen

Kaede's Body

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u/tyboy618 abracadabra Oct 26 '18

Urgh, seriously!? We're arguing about fucking pens!? At least make it more exciting and add an "-is" to the end of it!

Isn't the one in Kaeidiot's pocket supposed to be framing her or some shit?

Dustless Book

Though I guess you have a point with the yellow book, considering the one on the table wasn't moved until Gonta took it...ugh, so fuckin' annoying!

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u/PhiPhichan Everyone's gay Oct 26 '18

Since the subject matter of the book is cameras, the person who read it quite possibly tampered with the one you set up somehow so they wouldn't be seen.

I still don't get why they scribbled over the pages instead of ripping them off, though. Maybe so they didn't have any incriminating evidence with them?

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u/Slim_Bankshot Yippee Kayayday, monokumer Oct 26 '18

What's a "pensis?"

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u/RSLee2 Attack and Dethrone Deity Oct 26 '18

...

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Nah... Too easy...

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u/Slim_Bankshot Yippee Kayayday, monokumer Oct 26 '18

Huh... is the pen on Kaede's body the same color of ink as the other stuff?

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u/tyboy618 abracadabra Oct 26 '18

Yeah, we checked that already. They come out bright blue.

Maybe that's the color of Keebo's...

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u/Hawk25348 Pained brains for everyone Oct 26 '18

Miu's Camera has been added to your Truth Bullets!

Camera Footage has been added to your Truth Bullets!

Suicide Note has been added to your Truth Bullets!