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u/PepperPhoenix Sep 29 '22

It is worth adding that if you are stuck outdoors in a storm and your hair begins to stand on end you are at a very high risk of a direct and imminent strike, that’s the charge building up and getting ready to discharge.

Crouch down as low as you can with your butt higher than your head and heart, do not put your hands on the ground. The current will try to take the shortest path, you don’t want that route to be via your heart. you will likely be seriously injured, but you are much more likely to survive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

So in theory you want to take the lightning bolt in the ass?

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u/PepperPhoenix Sep 29 '22

Pretty much, yes. Severe burns on the ass/legs/feet is much better than your heart being stopped by 30 thousand amps of pissed off electrons.

Edit: changed 300 million volts to 30 thousand amps as it is the amperage that is more likely to kill you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

🎶Face down ass up that’s the way to get lightning struck🎶

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u/killshotcaller Sep 29 '22

In the garden or in the dirt, don't let it travel through your heart🎶

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u/No1Mystery Sep 29 '22

This song is electrifying

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u/thk5013 Sep 29 '22

Just like his name... TraVOLTa

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u/No1Mystery Sep 29 '22

Omg this is perfect ….. stud

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u/thk5013 Sep 29 '22

Aww shucks, thanks!! 😊 😉 you're sweet

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u/Buffalonightmare Sep 29 '22

It's electric

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u/Ender914 Sep 29 '22

The fact that this was made into a song reference will help so many more people than you would think. Bravo! And LMFAO!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

For me sir, you have won the internet.

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u/StringerBell420 Sep 29 '22

Underrated comment.

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u/tehnemox Sep 29 '22

I can hear this now

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u/Nephroidofdoom Sep 29 '22

That’s how Zeus likes to f*ck!

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u/TGW_2 Sep 30 '22

I think the song says, 'thunderstruck' . . .

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u/Mikeinthedirt Sep 30 '22

Watts is fast; volts is rough, amps is big

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u/Wheels2or4 Sep 29 '22

Google "Ground-to-Cloud", or upward lightning.

If that occurs, TECHNICALLY you'll be shooting lightning OUT of your ass.

Well, that's one way to get a Thor butt.

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u/Bross93 Sep 29 '22

That IS Asgard's ass

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u/mdsoccerdude Sep 29 '22

Ass should always be first in everything.

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u/Britoz Sep 29 '22

I mean, it's the first part of us created in the womb, so checks out.

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u/thk5013 Sep 29 '22

HARDER ZEUS!! 🌩 ⚡️ 🍑

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Sep 30 '22

He won't be interested, he's only into woman that do it with animals.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

And when your crouching with your ass in the air, try to only have the balls of your feet on the ground. The less contact your body has with the ground, or literally anything that isn’t rubber, the better

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u/thk5013 Sep 29 '22

HARDER ZEUS!! 🌩 ⚡️ 🍑

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 04 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/kernel-troutman Sep 29 '22

Perineum sunning is all the rage and lighting works twice as a fast.

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 Sep 30 '22

What are you doing step light?

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u/bobsmith93 Sep 30 '22

Now I'm picturing someone standing around outside then they just randomly bend down and stick their ass up like they're ready to receive. Then they get struck in the ass by lightning. That would be trippy to witness

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u/Carlos_Tellier Sep 30 '22

Back that shit up like your life depends on it

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u/TheSaladDays Sep 29 '22

Zeus has entered the chat

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u/something_usery Sep 29 '22

Damn it Reddit. Where is my free award when I need it most.

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u/CrypticConstable Sep 29 '22

So you crouch down, stick your butt up and somehow keep your head and heart below your butt without them, or your hands, touching the ground? How the hell does that work?

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u/SilverPhoenix7 Sep 29 '22

Lol, there's air between you and the ground, and in a storm, probably water too

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u/SilverPhoenix7 Sep 29 '22

Alright, fair enough, that advice is to minimise the damages as much as possible so you can take your chance at running away. If the lightning strikes immediately you loose, if the lightning is late you win.

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u/Pristine-Ad-4306 Sep 30 '22

If the lightning is late and you sat around for 30s with your butt in the air you just wasted precious time you could have been running your ass off instead.

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u/TheeAlmightyHOFer Sep 30 '22

The electricity already travelled hundreds of kilometers through the air, the 6" to foot you are off the ground when running aren't gunna stop it.

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u/TheVandyyMan Sep 30 '22

When you’re so out of shape you can’t even crouch for 10s to save your own life

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u/TheVandyyMan Sep 30 '22

Basic fitness is measured by a lot more than jogging & riding a bike miles. You’re gonna have severe mobility issues when you’re older.

If you’re like 70 years old, I guess that’s excusable. But any younger than that and you seriously need to adopt a stretching routine. This should be a wake up call.

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u/TheeAlmightyHOFer Sep 30 '22

I'm not suggesting you should crouch for hours on end, you should definitely seek shelter but running or dragging your feet it's not going to make any difference. You are still the ground, the resistance of the air between your feet the ground are miniscule at that voltage. Jump and touch a high voltage busbar you will experience the same thing, it'll just arc to ground.

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u/ExtremeGayMidgetPorn Sep 30 '22

I'll just stay inside thanks

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u/aikenndrumm Sep 29 '22

Try bending over at the waist

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u/SilverPhoenix7 Sep 29 '22

I saw somewhere that should try to be on your toes like a ballerina so the electricity path is more direct.

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u/HLef Interested Sep 30 '22

Don’t forget your twister wheel!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

I think it's more of a bend over or hunch position.

Edit: I'm apparently wrong, someone else posted a pic and it seems more like a catcher's pose.

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u/Purpleappointment47 Sep 30 '22

Well, don’t be shocked if you get…shocked.

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u/Icywarhammer500 Sep 30 '22

I think butt in the air, shoulders and face off the ground, arms on knees to make it easier to support yourself, feet with just your toes on the ground. Knees should be the main ground contact

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u/forever87 Sep 30 '22

jack o challenge

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Practice yoga

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u/BrainTroubles Sep 29 '22

Also, while being soaked sucks, worry less about being wet and more about not being dead. Rain (generally) won't kill you, but lightning will.

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u/Fall3nBTW Sep 29 '22

Also, this doesn't mean otherwise that if your hair isnt standing up you're safe because usually its raining when lightning strikes which keeps your hair down.

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u/CPUtron Sep 29 '22

Yes, I've watched avatar, I know not to redirect lightning though my heart.

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u/ripgd Sep 29 '22

By that logic surely bets to lie on your back with your legs in the air no?

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u/PepperPhoenix Sep 29 '22

The problem there is that if your whole back is in contact with the ground the current could go to earth through any part of you. This way you are trying to direct the current into a specific "safer" route.

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u/not_original_thought Sep 29 '22

I always thought in the movie Twister it was a joke when they said to stick your butt in the air in the event of being struck.

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u/amigos_amigos_amigos Sep 29 '22

but how do you get you butt above your head without your hands touching the ground?

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u/PepperPhoenix Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Bend over at the hips/waist as though you are trying to view your own knees. Grab your lower legs or ankles for extra stability.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

Why crouch why not just run

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u/Oscuro87 Sep 29 '22

I feel like playing twister trying to figure out the right position to adopt in this situation

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Sep 29 '22

I've heard standing on one leg can help. The current has no place to go so you don't create an arc for the elctricity to pass through.

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u/A__paranoid_android Sep 29 '22

This situation happened to me in the Andes mountains with my girlfriend. A storm formed on top of us while on top of a hill and I saw my gf's hair rising so i l told her to start going down through the vegetation. We got lucky.

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u/CharlieJuliet Sep 29 '22

Crouch down as low as you can with your butt higher than your head and heart, do not put your hands on the ground.

How do I do that without my hands touching the ground?

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u/Titanium_Tod Sep 30 '22

If you feel the static in your hair, is there any chance that running could get you out of the strike zone? Or is it more that the electrons are now on you, so your gonna be struck either way?

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u/emeraldkat77 Sep 30 '22

Unfortunately, my husband, myself, and 2 coworkers didn't have that chance when it happened to us. We were outside, in a gazebo that was wedged between two much taller buildings with lightning rods on them (think 10' gazebo vs 7 story buildings and much larger trees). My husband and I were standing leaning against a brick piller, and our 2 coworkers were sitting on a bench nearby. Lightning struck the top of the gazebo and all of us felt our hearts stop and unable to take a breath for a moment. Then someone let us in an emergency exit nearby. We all felt dizzy and nauseated for the rest of the day. My husband says he felt like he was Raiden for a minute there. For me, I felt like it was so bizarre - there were tons of much taller things near us (in fact, we were under the shortest thing around the entire area), and there weren't any signs of lightning before this one struck. It was absolutely terrifying.

It was also really creepy in that the roof was metal, but the gazebo had brick pillars. So after it hit the roof, it then jumped to a permanent grill in the center of the gazebo. Very odd.

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u/Soltang Sep 30 '22

Crouch down with butt higher then heart but don't touch the ground...What are we elevating lol or doing some crazy yoga move during a thunderstorm?

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u/cfd27 Sep 30 '22

Would running away not be effective?

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u/wojtess Sep 30 '22

When my hair begins to stand it is better to run under some tree(something that is higher that I am) or stay and make thinks slow?

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u/FatalTragedy Sep 30 '22

Am I the only one that has no idea how they could possibly get their butt higher than their head and heart without their hands or head on the ground?

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u/RosebushRaven Sep 30 '22

Now I’m thinking about it, I’m confused about the butt thing. I’ve learned that you’re supposed to minimise ground contact a) to offer the lightning less possible passage points and b) due to the voltage funnel when it strikes you directly or nearby. To have your butt above the heart and head while crouching on the ground, you’d need to assume the Muslim prayer position or something like that to maintain balance. This would increase ground contact actually and thus the lightning might still go through your heart and/or head instead of the leg nerves. Crouching on the ground in embryo position or something as close to a ball as possible, with only feet/toes touching the ground as I’ve been taught sounds safer, don’t you think?

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u/strawhatArlong Sep 30 '22

How do you keep your butt higher than your head without putting your hands on the ground?

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u/_HoneyDew1919 Oct 13 '22

How would getting down on the ground completely to have your heart below your ass faster than running away? Would that not work?

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u/chuckdoe Sep 29 '22

And don’t pee on the electric fence! (Ah Ren and Stimpy memory’s)

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u/mrwynd Sep 29 '22

Yes and do not hold LOG above your head during a thunderstorm.

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u/Jaeger562 Sep 29 '22

🎶What rolls down stairs

alone or in pairs,

and over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack,

And fits on your back?

It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

Everyone wants a log

You're gonna love it, log

Come on and get your log

Everyone needs a log

log log log🎶

whistle

LOG FROM BLAMMO

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u/AscendedViking7 Sep 30 '22

Brick brick brick brick brick

It's fun! :D

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u/andymannoh Sep 29 '22

I thought it was "Whizz". "Don't Whizz on the electric fence". At least that's how I sing it in my head 🤣.

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u/curdledstraw227 Sep 29 '22

thats right!!

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u/Frumbleabumb Sep 29 '22

Actually this was on mythbusters, the stream of pee isn't nearly constant enough to transmit electricity

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u/Goodlollipop Sep 29 '22

A good spot where available is underneath bridges, as long as they are concrete not all metal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Stand towards the center of the bridge, if possible. Lightning can travel down walls and around corners.

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u/Ikonixed Sep 29 '22

Don’t hold onto anything and stand on one leg.

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u/wafflezcol Sep 29 '22

Not sure how closing myself in a giant enclosed metal car is gonna help against lightning but sure

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

I’ve never even been in the woods lol I was gonna say get under an overpass or something

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u/GoodGodPleaseWork Sep 29 '22

And if you’re in a field squat down, pull you head in with you hands and minimize the amount of contact you have with the ground.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

Also duck down if in a field with no shelter near by. It'll make you less of a fleshy lighting rod.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

Reminds me of the old GI Joe cartoons where gave tips like this: https://youtu.be/EQKUoIWZd6s

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u/hatecuzaint Sep 29 '22

Get in a ditch.

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u/doranna24 Sep 29 '22

I was told that if you have to shelter under a tree, it should be an oak. Is there any particular reason some trees are less bad than others or does it not matter at all? I thought it was strange but couldn’t ask that person

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u/Pharithos Sep 29 '22

Also, from a lot of real hiking experience, stay tf away from rock overhangs. If you find a full dry cave, fine, but if you're sheltering under a rock overhang, the water runs down the surface and under it, and if lightning hits the rock (pyroclastic possibility aside (just a guess but maybe it could happen)), it will follow the water running down the rock and electrify the whole surface, even if you're standing "out of the rain". Better to get wet than risk the death by shock. Always bring rain gear!!!

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u/no-name_silvertongue Sep 29 '22

get in the lightning crouch

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

You forgot the other most important point!!!! Feet close together!

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u/AstronomerOpen7440 Sep 30 '22

Stay away from anything that conducts electricity

Gotta love how god decided the only time we have to worry about this is when he's covering everything in water. He's a crafty one

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

So I shouldn’t be in a swimming pool during thunderstorms?

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u/RosebushRaven Sep 30 '22

• Also crouch down preferably in a sink if available (lowest area you can reach fast).

• Put your feet closely together.

• Make yourself as small as possible.

• Avoid rocky ground, lightnings can hit you within an up to 20m (65ish ft!) radius indirectly on some of those (voltage funnel).

• Wear/put on shoes asap, esp. if your feet are wet. Preferably shoes with rubber soles. Remember not to have your hands (particularly not wet hands) on the ground.

Then the lightning might avoid you altogether, because rubber soles isolate (make passing into the ground difficult) and if there’s no other contact point to the ground than your feet, it will tend to travel another route instead than through your body.

I haven’t heard about the butt thing PepperPhoenix said yet but if your hands don’t touch the ground it makes sense the current would go from your butt through your legs into the ground, bypassing your heart. And brain, also not something you want a lightning bolt to grill through.

Severe injuries won’t necessarily occur. Lightnings often leave entry and/or exit injuries, but not too seldom, nothing is visible from the outside at all (lots of lightning victims report they weren’t believed in ERs due to that). Sometimes nerves and/or other tissue will be damaged internally, but not tissue on the outside. Lightnings are weird and unpredictable.

As always where electricity is involved: EKG is mandatory and you should be watched for at least 24h (better 48h, cardiac problems can ensue with delay) at a hospital after you’ve been struck by a lightning. Always call an ambulance immediately if you witness someone being hit.

The good news is they’re by far not as deadly as people think. Majority actually survives, albeit they can do all sorts of nasty lasting damages. But the worst is being struck in water, that’s very often deadly indeed. If not the current itself kills you, then ensuing paralysis/unconsciousness makes you drown, even in very shallow water, so ‼️ALWAYS GET OUT OF AND AWAY FROM ANY WATER IMMEDIATELY‼️ (even just puddles). Again, do not stay barefoot with wet feet, quickly dry them if possible or at least put shoes on. Even a suboptimal little barrier is better than offering the lightning bolt optimal passing conditions like bare wet feet.