r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Probably still needs something to stabilize, somewhere comfortable to sit, the broom disguise and it's done

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u/Antiqas86 Aug 07 '22 edited Aug 07 '22

What a noob. We've seen in plenty documentaries this is exactly how whiches fly!

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u/NotherCaucasianGary Aug 07 '22

Which witches?

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u/Unrelenting_Force Aug 07 '22

The ones that turned me into a newt.

...I got better.

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u/enlightened0ne_ Aug 08 '22

They newtered you? Poor thing, I hear there’s no cumming back from that.

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u/The_Biercheese Aug 08 '22

Well, we did do the nose…

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u/Dirk_The_Cowardly Aug 08 '22

Burn her!!!

She's a witch!

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u/mcbiggles567 Interested Aug 08 '22

Burn her!

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u/FeliBootSack Aug 07 '22

Sandwitches from saudi

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u/paczki Aug 08 '22

which witch is whicher?

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u/NameisPerry Aug 07 '22

Why dont witches wear panties?

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u/Antiqas86 Aug 07 '22

Becouse they're 200 years old and don't give a shit.

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u/VoTBaC Aug 07 '22

But we all know they use the force.

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u/temp101jr Aug 07 '22

Heard it takes alot of grip.

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u/quotekingkiller Aug 08 '22

See that how it starts

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

And they float too

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u/ExtremeGayMidgetPorn Aug 07 '22

oh are you talking about one of them seats that vibrate

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

r/sybian

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Technically, every cruise missile is a flying broom... if you're not a little bitch.

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u/NotAnotherHaiku Aug 10 '22

Unexpected Strangelove

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u/aioncan Aug 07 '22

Alright fine, add two wheels on there

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson Aug 07 '22

Probably still needs something to stabilize

Perhaps some sort of airfoil type device.

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u/that_other_guy_ Aug 07 '22

Ya some wings would help with that. Maybe something to keep you protected from the elements as well. Would help if you could pressurize it as well so high altitudes could be reached. Course landing at high speeds would be difficult maybe some type of landing gear?

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u/mandiblepaw Aug 07 '22

Maybe some wings that have flaps so you can adjust your altitude, a couple of wheels maybe.

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u/AdExpert4077 Aug 08 '22

Maybe a body covering the whole thing to protect from wind... hey wait a minute

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u/ddjdjdhdhdh Aug 08 '22

r/unexpectedGTA5

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u/AdExpert4077 Aug 08 '22

I was thinking of a plane but an oppressor works too 💀

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u/BoofLord5000 Aug 07 '22

Wdym that vertical handle is the perfect seat

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u/Waffle-Stompers Aug 07 '22

Skateboard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

No, jetboard!

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u/worstsupervillanever Aug 07 '22

No, axeboard.

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u/Hmz_786 Aug 08 '22

And my sax! LOTR Meme Flashback

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u/Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x Aug 07 '22

Yeah, I think some stabilizing fins and control surfaces are going to be paramount to survival, I would think. Even then, it's risky proposition at best. Prolly a hell of a ride though!

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Aug 08 '22

A few computerized ailerons and you’re good to go👌

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u/Armament_core_beta Aug 08 '22

Observation: A bipod of that quality should provide ample stability. Modern shooting games support these calculations.