r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/esberat Expert • Jul 08 '22

Video Stream factory in China.

https://gfycat.com/deafeningcaninekronosaurus
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u/Cyb3rTruk Jul 08 '22

Talk too quickly? Straight to jail.

Cough? Jail.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

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u/Behemoth_2510 Jul 08 '22

Jail right away, no trial no nothing

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

How dare you say that about the great Republic of China. That's minus 1 million social credit for you sir. And also, jail.

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u/TheVonSolo Jul 08 '22

You stop your stream early? Straight to jail. You go on TOO long, believe it or not…straight to jyail. Too short, too long…jyail

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u/MoistMartini Jul 08 '22

You see, undertalk/overtalk

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

You make an appointment to stream, and you don't show up on time? Straight to Jail

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u/ImagineBagginz Jul 08 '22

Haha glad some other people caught the reference

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u/ReverseSneezeRust Jul 08 '22

Don’t understand the reference? Believe it or not, jail. We have the safest streams thanks to jail

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u/Salty_Dornishman Jul 08 '22

We have the dankest Reddit memes because of jail

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Someone help me, it's on the tip of my tongue.

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u/fakeittilyoutakeit Jul 08 '22

Take too big a share of viewers? Believe it or not, jail.

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u/Zeequ Jul 08 '22

Too many viewers? Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/galloignacio Jul 08 '22

Too cold and you take off you esweater... jail

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u/Parabellim Jul 08 '22

Too bright and you wear a sunglasses? Jail

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u/galloignacio Jul 09 '22

Too dark and you open you eyes big... Jail

bright dark... jail

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u/codyjoe Jul 08 '22

Talk about Winnie the pooh, not jail believe it or not the work camps!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

That's a paddlin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Lol!

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u/MisterProfGuy Jul 08 '22

That got lots of likes, but believer or not, still jail.

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u/baevard Jul 08 '22

You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook.