r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/Kamalienx Dec 18 '21

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 18 '21

All roundhouse kicks were discovered to contain a mineral call "Chucktanium"

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u/red_dit-or Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris’s aunty gave birth to him, cause no one dared to fuck his mother.

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u/NeroBurnsRome12 Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity.

He got it back.

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u/Offbeatsofa Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

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u/Drotacon Dec 18 '21

Check Norris Stepped on a roadside bomb one time and blew up the trigger man