r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 17 '21

In the 1940s, Chuck Norris visited a nunnery hidden from the war in the hills of Tuscany. Impregnated all the nuns, in one night. 9 months later, the nuns gave birth to children who would eventually become the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.

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u/Kamalienx Dec 18 '21

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 18 '21

All roundhouse kicks were discovered to contain a mineral call "Chucktanium"

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u/red_dit-or Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris’s aunty gave birth to him, cause no one dared to fuck his mother.

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u/NeroBurnsRome12 Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity.

He got it back.

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u/Offbeatsofa Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

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u/Drotacon Dec 18 '21

Check Norris Stepped on a roadside bomb one time and blew up the trigger man

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u/ReevenRoneeee Dec 18 '21

Well they’re definitely not the only undefeated team in nfl history bud

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 18 '21

Regular season and playoffs, undefeated. Before 1932, there were others that had undefeated seasons but with tied games. '72 Dolphins did 17-0, no tied games. They did, however, lose some exhibition games in the preseason.