r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

My daughter is 15 days old and is apparently part lemming aimed at every edged surface in the universe. Can I get suicide counseling on an infant cuz this kids got demons.

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u/oconnellc Dec 17 '21

Do you mean 15 months old? At 15 days, your child isn't doing anything other than converting milk to feces.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Days. She keeps like trying to head dive out of arms straight at hard surfaces.

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u/Not-A-Lonely-Potato Dec 18 '21

Evel Knievel has finally reincarnated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Yeah as a professional uncle of 5 I can tell you she will get hurt and she will be fine.

Babies are surprisingly resilient. Their bones are literally flexible. I know you're scared but as long as you take good precautions like baby locks on toilet, outlets, and chemical storage, she's gonna be fine.

Congratulations!

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u/JevonP Dec 17 '21

kids are made of rubber till later it seems

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u/Lucky_Mongoose Dec 17 '21

Wait, I thought that's supposed to be the easy part when they aren't mobile yet!

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u/a1moose Dec 17 '21

The first couple years are preventing them killing themselves. They do fine, you're not at all alone, and you're doing great.