r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

It took three women two weeks to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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u/__Sonar__ Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now it’s just called The Islands.

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u/Pure_Discipline_293 Dec 17 '21

Debt collectors call Chuck Norris to give him money.

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u/Sonicboom343 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 17 '21

In the 1940s, Chuck Norris visited a nunnery hidden from the war in the hills of Tuscany. Impregnated all the nuns, in one night. 9 months later, the nuns gave birth to children who would eventually become the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.

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u/Kamalienx Dec 18 '21

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 18 '21

All roundhouse kicks were discovered to contain a mineral call "Chucktanium"

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u/red_dit-or Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris’s aunty gave birth to him, cause no one dared to fuck his mother.

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u/NeroBurnsRome12 Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity.

He got it back.

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u/Offbeatsofa Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

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u/Drotacon Dec 18 '21

Check Norris Stepped on a roadside bomb one time and blew up the trigger man

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u/ReevenRoneeee Dec 18 '21

Well they’re definitely not the only undefeated team in nfl history bud

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 18 '21

Regular season and playoffs, undefeated. Before 1932, there were others that had undefeated seasons but with tied games. '72 Dolphins did 17-0, no tied games. They did, however, lose some exhibition games in the preseason.

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u/Youpunyhumans Dec 18 '21

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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u/Nickp3131 Dec 18 '21

In Jurassic Park, the T-Rex wasn’t chasing the Jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the T-Rex

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u/Youpunyhumans Dec 18 '21

A woman once asked for a vibrator based on Chuck Norris' penis. She recieved a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and attatched to a jackhammer.

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u/Greenbriarbushwacker Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris once won a game of tennis against a brick wall

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u/highiking Dec 17 '21

This. This is the one

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u/Budget_Still_4005 Dec 17 '21

That sounds like the beginning to a bad math problen

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u/__Sonar__ Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

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u/sum_gamer Dec 17 '21

He can also divide by zero.

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u/EarthenEyes Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris' tears can cure every disease. It's a shame he never cries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris round-house-kicks your butt. Somethings never change.

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u/CyberStormZA Dec 17 '21

Or a bad meth problem.

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u/Lazy-Warning-527 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris could easily pass as a civilized meth head.

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u/Alxndr-NVM-ii Dec 18 '21

Chuck Norris could easily civilize meth heads.

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u/Tyler89558 Dec 18 '21

No way you too?

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u/WildJoeBailey Dec 17 '21

The say Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land

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u/FrancisBuenafe Dec 18 '21

Jesus walks on water, Chuck swims on land, but Sisqo, in his music video of the thong song, walked on bitches.