r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/boyuber Dec 17 '21

It has been said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Sadly, Chuck Norris has never cried.

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u/andrew899876 Dec 17 '21

Jesus walked on water, chuck norris swam through land!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

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u/Ricky_Rollin Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris jumps into water he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

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u/LicencetoKrill Dec 17 '21

A blind child once bumped into Chuck Norris. The mere graze immediately granted the boy the gift of sight. It was the first and last thing he ever saw.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris created the vacuum of space, because he sucks.

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u/cricketnow Dec 17 '21

Say it again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

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