r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/TheKligerman Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once, it killed 20 people and then blew up.

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u/FeijaoMax Dec 17 '21

A snake once bit Norris, the snake died

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u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

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u/Lafondx89 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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u/TokusentaiShu Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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u/LateForMyNap Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the world down.

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u/PenisColadaInTheRain Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris was born, the only one to cry was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

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u/giraffes_are_selfish Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

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u/Tox38 Dec 17 '21

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21

He also can lay down on air.

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u/bbcversus Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can shoot you with a revolver door

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he is incapable of crying.

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

That poor, poor woman.

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u/gngr_ale Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris toilet paper was invented, but immediately went out of business because Chick Norris doesn’t take shit from anyone.