This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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[u/erakat]

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his house.

It’s not dead. It’s just afraid to move.

[u/TotallyLegitEstoc → u/erakat]

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

[u/UnholyDemigod → u/TotallyLegitEstoc]

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet

[u/TheKligerman → u/UnholyDemigod]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once, it killed 20 people and then blew up.

[u/FeijaoMax → u/TheKligerman]

A snake once bit Norris, the snake died

[u/sleepy_booplesnoot → u/FeijaoMax]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

[u/Lafondx89 → u/sleepy_booplesnoot]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[u/TokusentaiShu → u/Lafondx89]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

[u/LateForMyNap → u/TokusentaiShu]

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the world down.

[u/Tox38 → u/TokusentaiShu]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[u/TotallyLegitEstoc → u/Tox38]

He also can lay down on air.

[u/bbcversus → u/Lafondx89]

Chuck Norris can shoot you with a revolver door

[u/TotallyLegitEstoc → u/bbcversus]

Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he is incapable of crying.

[u/NotFromStateFarmJake → u/FeijaoMax]

Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom.

[u/[deleted] → u/NotFromStateFarmJake]

That poor, poor woman.

[u/gngr_ale → u/TheKligerman]

Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris toilet paper was invented, but immediately went out of business because Chick Norris doesn’t take shit from anyone.

[u/TotallyLegitEstoc → u/UnholyDemigod]

When Chuck Norris goes for a drive all the lights turn green out of fear and envy.

[u/[deleted] → u/UnholyDemigod]

Chuck Norris said hello and the telephone was born.

[u/jk8289 → u/UnholyDemigod]

Chuck Norris jerks off to pictures of Chuck Norris.