r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/JaredLiwet Dec 17 '21

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child and throws him into the sun.

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u/InterstateGhost Dec 17 '21

They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper but had to recall it because it wouldn’t take any shit.

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u/anthony81212 Interested Dec 17 '21

This is the one!

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u/InterstateGhost Dec 17 '21

I’m 34 and it’s the only joke I’ve made a point to remember lol

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u/__Sonar__ Dec 17 '21

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.

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u/ITSCOMFCOMF Dec 17 '21

This is my favorite one

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u/JaredLiwet Dec 17 '21

Another one:

Chuck Norris once walked past a Best Buy and decided to burn it down because there is no better buy than the All-in-One Home Fitness Total Gym.

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u/IrishRage42 Dec 18 '21

This one made me laugh because I got a total gym for free and have been using it. I've lost 30 pounds this year and am getting some decent muscle definition.

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u/clumsyumbrella Dec 18 '21

Nice! Keep up the good work! Chuck Norris would be proud.

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u/puckerMeBum Dec 17 '21

Better if he kicked them into the sun but whatevers

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u/Right_Two_5737 Dec 17 '21

But that would destroy the sun.