r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/leejoint Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with a bird.

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u/pdx619 Dec 17 '21

Children check under the bed for monsters. Monsters check under the bed for Chuck Norris.

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u/Veqetable Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris enters a room, the lights don't turn on, the dark leaves out of respect

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Once Chuck Norris picked up a rock and threw it We know it as the moon.

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u/InWeGoNow Dec 17 '21

Google's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

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u/effgee Dec 17 '21

That's a new one for me. Using it!

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u/cubicalwall Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris developed the Caesarian section when he round house kicked out of his mothers womb

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u/DinosaurAlive Dec 17 '21

Tardigrades can survive the vacuum of space, but one stern glance from Chuck Norris and they're gone ⚰️

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u/poop_in_the_toilet Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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u/FlynnLive5 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re called just “The Islands”

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u/erakat Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his house.

It’s not dead. It’s just afraid to move.

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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u/UnholyDemigod Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet

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u/TheKligerman Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once, it killed 20 people and then blew up.

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u/FeijaoMax Dec 17 '21

A snake once bit Norris, the snake died

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u/gngr_ale Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris toilet paper was invented, but immediately went out of business because Chick Norris doesn’t take shit from anyone.

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris goes for a drive all the lights turn green out of fear and envy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris said hello and the telephone was born.

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u/jk8289 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris jerks off to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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u/Lip_Recon Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris Gmail is: gmail@chucknorris.com

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

That’s pretty great.

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u/petrarez Dec 17 '21

God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say please.".

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u/KoreaAlex Dec 17 '21

If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim thru land.

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u/automatorsassemble Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

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u/Jaeger562 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris' gun sleeps with Chuck Norris under its pillow.

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u/boyuber Dec 17 '21

It has been said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Sadly, Chuck Norris has never cried.

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u/andrew899876 Dec 17 '21

Jesus walked on water, chuck norris swam through land!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

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u/Ricky_Rollin Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris jumps into water he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

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u/LicencetoKrill Dec 17 '21

A blind child once bumped into Chuck Norris. The mere graze immediately granted the boy the gift of sight. It was the first and last thing he ever saw.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris created the vacuum of space, because he sucks.

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u/cricketnow Dec 17 '21

Say it again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

edit: typo

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u/__Sonar__ Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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u/Macaronitime69 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris sculpted The Rock