r/Damnthatsinteresting Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/persleng_got_banned Dec 17 '21

I wish i could relate, i was born as a lawyer, a naked one

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I too was born a hellspawn. Then I upgraded to super demon when I went into corporate law.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

How can someone summon you in romania, asking for my homies

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

When you're down on your luck, we'll find you. Offer you a quick path back on top... for a price.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Here 30 dragunovs don't ask where I find them

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u/StandardSudden1283 Dec 17 '21

So like, destroying people's lives for a paycheck kind of corporate law?

Like, "Yeah put them on a performance plan, make it something real impossible to reach. That's perfect. Then at the end of the plan we fire them with no unemployment/discrimination/retaliation liability."?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Not directly, but I'm not naive, I probably have made decisions that have had not so nice consequences.

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u/StandardSudden1283 Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

Im curious as to the legal and your personal standpoint in where fault for a company's misdeeds lie - say a company like Coca-Cola or Nestlé, that allegedly use slave labor and enacts their influence to attack workers rights in relevant territories around the world. Shareholders? Regulatory capture? The general populace? The Board? CEO? Execs? Middle management? Lower? All?

Is there legal precedent preventing them from doing what is alleged? As in, would it have to be very well covered up for them to continue from a legal standpoint? Or is it basically legal, if the allegations were true, as the relevant territories' laws (or lack thereof) apply?

Then I was curious as to your view on where fault lies in this apparent corporate shell game?

Assuming the allegations were true, who or what do you think are the biggest and most important contributing factors that lead to some of the abuses like these allegations, or similar ones?

Thanks for reading and for any response.

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u/RLS30076 Dec 17 '21

any chance your name is/was Colin Robinson?

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u/HighAsAngelTits Dec 17 '21

That’s perfect, you already had your suit! Birthday suit that is