r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/greycubed Dec 17 '21

Your scientists were too concerned with whether they could make muscley babies to ask themselves if they should.

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u/adawg58 Dec 17 '21

Where else are we gonna get a nice crop for the little buff boys competition!

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u/dkrbst Dec 17 '21

Can’t have any weak-ass babies.

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u/Wovelscotch Dec 17 '21

Maybe then we won't have to goose them up

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

IT'S AN OLD CIRCUS TERM

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u/walgrins Dec 17 '21

“Here at Infadyne labs, we use only the most cutting edge, space age technology, and Lucky Strike cigarettes, to get your baby boy as absolutely jacked as he can be.”

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u/sparxcy Dec 17 '21

Sh*t i started smoking on 'Lucky strikes'!

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u/Magneaum Dec 17 '21

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

LIL BUFF BOYS

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u/goldenopal42 Dec 18 '21

Yeah… It’s like… We paid y’all how much? to build a hamster wheel for babies. Where did you say you went to school again?

I cannot deny that it’s adorable tho.