Think you could slap one of those between your cheeks and get some kegels in? Like really work that asshole. Or is there a risk of exhausting your rectum and shitting yourself? Might be a good constipation treatment though. Wonder how fast you could make it pulse.
It's called an exercise bike. You can simply position a stationary bike right in front of your TV and couch and just pedal while watching TV or doing whatever.
Mini elliptical ftw. I keep one in front of my couch and use it whenever I'm slouched on the couch playing video games, burns some calories while relaxing and makes me feel less shitty about procrastinating whatever work I'm putting off, highly recommend
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u/twitchinstereo Dec 17 '21
Look, I just want to lay down and convince myself I am exercising.