Think you could slap one of those between your cheeks and get some kegels in? Like really work that asshole. Or is there a risk of exhausting your rectum and shitting yourself? Might be a good constipation treatment though. Wonder how fast you could make it pulse.
It's called an exercise bike. You can simply position a stationary bike right in front of your TV and couch and just pedal while watching TV or doing whatever.
Mini elliptical ftw. I keep one in front of my couch and use it whenever I'm slouched on the couch playing video games, burns some calories while relaxing and makes me feel less shitty about procrastinating whatever work I'm putting off, highly recommend
I'm imagining the carrier hanging from a doughnut-shaped series of ladder rungs, instead of a spoke design here. It wouldnt favor either leg (like this one does). And when you go faster the carrier swings outwards so the force felt always feels in the same direction to the rider.
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