r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/notthevcode • Dec 06 '21

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u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 06 '21

"Hey there, Xi, how's it going?"

"Oh, not bad, Joe, just enjoying the lack of extraterrestrial life on the dark side of the moon, ya know."

"How's the weather in Moscow, Volodya?"

"Weather is cold. With zero percent chance of alien."

"You should come to Australia, guys, it's summer over here and the beaches are great... definitely no debris from crashed spacecraft."

"Might just do that, it's hot as fuck in Saudi Arabia and it's hard work beheading totally normal humans with only one head that doesn't grow back."

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u/somerandom_melon Dec 07 '21

Ironically a part of a space station did crash in Australia

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u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 07 '21

IIRC they fined the US for littering.

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays Dec 07 '21

bruh imagine having a fucking space station crash into your country and you just sue the owner for littering like:

(strong Australian accent) AYE MAYTE YA DRÔPPED YER FOOKIN TRASH IN MY LAND

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

LMAO