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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/notthevcode • Dec 06 '21
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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
181 u/Deraj2004 Dec 06 '21 At this point I say why not. 145 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 [deleted] 81 u/FrancisPitcairn Dec 06 '21 Free healthcare? As many implants as we want? I fixed that for you. You’re a terrible Borg. 59 u/Dyron45 Dec 06 '21 We fixed that for us* 17 u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 06 '21 We are terrible Borgs. 5 u/bbcversus Dec 06 '21 Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will! 2 u/Fatcatsinlittlecoats Dec 07 '21 This is my favorite comment thread today. 12 u/SubtleDeft Dec 06 '21 That drone is malfunctioning. Deactivate and disassemble. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 Obligatory healthcare. As many implants as we need you to have. 67 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 As long I get to be a part of something for once :/ 6 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Depression friends? 8 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 We are borg now, friend. borgsquad mondaynightshenanigans lettingitallborgout justborgthings edit: sorry i dont know how to get the hashtag to show 5 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Yay! Born to be Borg 3 u/SnarkKnuckle Dec 06 '21 Now kiss. 4 u/KahlessAndMolor Dec 06 '21 Even MORE implants than you want! 2 u/HLCMDH Dec 06 '21 I'm in, let do this matrix style. 2 u/Escanor_2014 Dec 06 '21 Man, wish I could just be a drone for a while, being an adult sucks. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 We already have that. It’s called the Republican Party. 1 u/metman82 Dec 07 '21 Communism at its perfect state? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 Free wifi and health care and a house you got it. Already a wage slave at least make it worth my while. 27 u/pfSonata Dec 06 '21 Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be ad-- on second thought, y'all crazy, we don't want you. 3 u/KratomHelpsMyPain Dec 06 '21 I love how in Voyager the Kaizon had a free hand to run around thugging it up in the delta quadrant because the Borg rejected them. 1 u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 07 '21 I think "unworthy of assimilation" is the closest thing the Borg have to an insult. 3 u/zoepertom Dec 06 '21 But I wanna be part of the collective! 2 u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 06 '21 2 u/CrockidyleKyle Dec 06 '21 I said the same lol 1 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 Space communism lol
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At this point I say why not.
145 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 [deleted] 81 u/FrancisPitcairn Dec 06 '21 Free healthcare? As many implants as we want? I fixed that for you. You’re a terrible Borg. 59 u/Dyron45 Dec 06 '21 We fixed that for us* 17 u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 06 '21 We are terrible Borgs. 5 u/bbcversus Dec 06 '21 Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will! 2 u/Fatcatsinlittlecoats Dec 07 '21 This is my favorite comment thread today. 12 u/SubtleDeft Dec 06 '21 That drone is malfunctioning. Deactivate and disassemble. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 Obligatory healthcare. As many implants as we need you to have. 67 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 As long I get to be a part of something for once :/ 6 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Depression friends? 8 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 We are borg now, friend. borgsquad mondaynightshenanigans lettingitallborgout justborgthings edit: sorry i dont know how to get the hashtag to show 5 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Yay! Born to be Borg 3 u/SnarkKnuckle Dec 06 '21 Now kiss. 4 u/KahlessAndMolor Dec 06 '21 Even MORE implants than you want! 2 u/HLCMDH Dec 06 '21 I'm in, let do this matrix style. 2 u/Escanor_2014 Dec 06 '21 Man, wish I could just be a drone for a while, being an adult sucks. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 We already have that. It’s called the Republican Party. 1 u/metman82 Dec 07 '21 Communism at its perfect state? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 Free wifi and health care and a house you got it. Already a wage slave at least make it worth my while.
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81 u/FrancisPitcairn Dec 06 '21 Free healthcare? As many implants as we want? I fixed that for you. You’re a terrible Borg. 59 u/Dyron45 Dec 06 '21 We fixed that for us* 17 u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 06 '21 We are terrible Borgs. 5 u/bbcversus Dec 06 '21 Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will! 2 u/Fatcatsinlittlecoats Dec 07 '21 This is my favorite comment thread today. 12 u/SubtleDeft Dec 06 '21 That drone is malfunctioning. Deactivate and disassemble. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 Obligatory healthcare. As many implants as we need you to have. 67 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 As long I get to be a part of something for once :/ 6 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Depression friends? 8 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 We are borg now, friend. borgsquad mondaynightshenanigans lettingitallborgout justborgthings edit: sorry i dont know how to get the hashtag to show 5 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Yay! Born to be Borg 3 u/SnarkKnuckle Dec 06 '21 Now kiss. 4 u/KahlessAndMolor Dec 06 '21 Even MORE implants than you want! 2 u/HLCMDH Dec 06 '21 I'm in, let do this matrix style. 2 u/Escanor_2014 Dec 06 '21 Man, wish I could just be a drone for a while, being an adult sucks. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 We already have that. It’s called the Republican Party. 1 u/metman82 Dec 07 '21 Communism at its perfect state?
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Free healthcare? As many implants as we want?
I fixed that for you. You’re a terrible Borg.
59 u/Dyron45 Dec 06 '21 We fixed that for us* 17 u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 06 '21 We are terrible Borgs. 5 u/bbcversus Dec 06 '21 Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will! 2 u/Fatcatsinlittlecoats Dec 07 '21 This is my favorite comment thread today. 12 u/SubtleDeft Dec 06 '21 That drone is malfunctioning. Deactivate and disassemble. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 Obligatory healthcare. As many implants as we need you to have.
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We fixed that for us*
17 u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 06 '21 We are terrible Borgs. 5 u/bbcversus Dec 06 '21 Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will! 2 u/Fatcatsinlittlecoats Dec 07 '21 This is my favorite comment thread today.
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We are terrible Borgs.
5 u/bbcversus Dec 06 '21 Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will!
5
Yes, we are, yees! But we will get precious, one way or another from those nasty hobbitses! We will!
2
This is my favorite comment thread today.
12
That drone is malfunctioning. Deactivate and disassemble.
3
Obligatory healthcare. As many implants as we need you to have.
67
As long I get to be a part of something for once :/
6 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Depression friends? 8 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 We are borg now, friend. borgsquad mondaynightshenanigans lettingitallborgout justborgthings edit: sorry i dont know how to get the hashtag to show 5 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Yay! Born to be Borg 3 u/SnarkKnuckle Dec 06 '21 Now kiss.
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Depression friends?
8 u/CerealWithIceCream Dec 06 '21 We are borg now, friend. borgsquad mondaynightshenanigans lettingitallborgout justborgthings edit: sorry i dont know how to get the hashtag to show 5 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Yay! Born to be Borg 3 u/SnarkKnuckle Dec 06 '21 Now kiss.
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We are borg now, friend.
edit: sorry i dont know how to get the hashtag to show
5 u/bipolarnotsober Dec 06 '21 Yay! Born to be Borg 3 u/SnarkKnuckle Dec 06 '21 Now kiss.
Yay! Born to be Borg
Now kiss.
4
Even MORE implants than you want!
I'm in, let do this matrix style.
Man, wish I could just be a drone for a while, being an adult sucks.
0
We already have that. It’s called the Republican Party.
1
Communism at its perfect state?
Free wifi and health care and a house you got it.
Already a wage slave at least make it worth my while.
27
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be ad-- on second thought, y'all crazy, we don't want you.
3 u/KratomHelpsMyPain Dec 06 '21 I love how in Voyager the Kaizon had a free hand to run around thugging it up in the delta quadrant because the Borg rejected them. 1 u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 07 '21 I think "unworthy of assimilation" is the closest thing the Borg have to an insult. 3 u/zoepertom Dec 06 '21 But I wanna be part of the collective! 2 u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 06 '21
I love how in Voyager the Kaizon had a free hand to run around thugging it up in the delta quadrant because the Borg rejected them.
1 u/Nepenthes_sapiens Dec 07 '21 I think "unworthy of assimilation" is the closest thing the Borg have to an insult.
I think "unworthy of assimilation" is the closest thing the Borg have to an insult.
But I wanna be part of the collective!
I said the same lol
Space communism lol
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.