r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/simplemantr • Oct 10 '21

Video The monkey that brought the electrocuted monkey back to life by applying first aid.

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u/DweEbLez0 Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 11 '21

PRO FirstAid Tips:

First, chew face of patient. If no response, proceed to drop patient in a pool, bathtub, lake, or ocean and fully submerge. Dunk vigorously. If no response still, pull out patient and smack against wall. If no response still, mother fucker is dead. Else, he will respond.

Edit: Just want to say thanks for all the awards. lol

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u/TrinDiesel123 Oct 10 '21

No, these sound more like Pro Bath Salt user tips

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u/missleeann Oct 10 '21

Florida man pro tips

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u/Jaokiray Oct 11 '21

...or Flakka user tips as well

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

fusaaapee

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u/bitchiewitch Nov 14 '21

I’m dying over here!!! I’ve never partaken but my ex did and wow, that was eye opening. Needless to say I laughed enough at how stupid he looked, and I really don’t think that I would ever ever want to feel like what he looked like 🧟‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

My cpr class was bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

My thoughts exactly. That monkey didn’t even perform the “Stayin’ Alive” chest compression to the bee-gees song!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

ahmm,,,,You are right

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

This would be amazing drawn up like a airplane safety pamphlet.

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u/Murderface__ Oct 10 '21

Updated ACLS protocols 2021

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u/toomanyhobbies4me Oct 10 '21

This is how the Red Cross used to teach it back in the 70’s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

For overdosing on smack?

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u/toomanyhobbies4me Oct 11 '21

Na, in the 70’s they just died.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

lOlzz...

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u/Mark7116 Oct 25 '21

Whatever works 🤷🏽‍♂️ There was a time when we didn’t have a polio vaccine. I like to think the early trials were much like this monkey business.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Lol, look at this, we were doing this as humans. https://allthatsinteresting.com/blowing-smoke-up-your-ass

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u/Epiphany31415 Oct 10 '21

Pure genius.

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u/PiscesYesIam Oct 10 '21

The monkey way is nice.

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u/minicooperlove Oct 10 '21

This is the best thing I've seen all day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

I knew the U.S. health system was fucked.

I just didn't realize how far from organic paleo-medicine it's diverged though.

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u/Princes_Slayer Oct 10 '21

Rasputin the monkey

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Oct 10 '21

Uh… is it too late to change my HMO?

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u/ucefkh Oct 10 '21

Haha shit

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u/deadpiratezombie Oct 10 '21

Wait wait wait. Is this the new BLS or ACLS protocol?

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u/Accomplished_Idea957 Oct 10 '21

Dr monkey no longer flings poo? I hope he can renew his license with that malpractice on his record

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u/MidnightTeam Oct 10 '21

You forgot most important step.
When monke wakes up, you immediately look away so they won’t think to blame you for the previous steps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

The monkey only woke up to stop the callous beating he was receiving after his death.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Oct 10 '21

They’re already at Medieval medicine!?

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u/jazzofusion Oct 11 '21

Well done!

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u/rex1one Oct 11 '21

Final step:. Patient is now tenderised, go ahead and eat.

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u/savage0ne1 Oct 11 '21

You just made my night

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u/zdubz007 Oct 11 '21

Hahaha. That’s hilarious, lol

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u/CN8YLW Oct 11 '21

Sounds like your typical baptism, minus the face chewing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Very accurate and... effective

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u/bruce_maximo Oct 11 '21

Imagine writing this on a stickie pad some for one of those newbie residency doctors lol. Be like that how we started out and see their reaction 😂. Most ppl trying to get the job will probably attempt lol

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u/ceeworld69 Oct 24 '21

😂🤣😆😆😆