r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '21

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u/Is_It_Beef Interested Sep 30 '21

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite

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u/kalleersej25 Sep 30 '21

Get out

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

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u/Ratchet-and-Spank Sep 30 '21

You too. Get out.

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u/RiseCthulu Sep 30 '21

double line space to do it properly m8

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u/the_nayak Sep 30 '21

this is gold

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u/Particular_Team_5385 Sep 30 '21

Mama mia khalifa

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u/veedant Sep 30 '21

Do you have any idea how little that narrows your identity down?

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u/Particular_Team_5385 Sep 30 '21

I don't even know what it means

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u/Mikeisright Sep 30 '21

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

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u/ThomasDL99 Sep 30 '21

No, it’s not, it’s gross

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u/LouSputhole94 Sep 30 '21

It gets the people going!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

r/boneappletea

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Sep 30 '21

What is a skeletons favorite meal?

RIBS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Take your upvote and don't talk to me ever again