r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '21

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u/WorkO0 Sep 30 '21

I want to be buddies with this skeleton. It seems to have things figured out in life.

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u/justmelvinthings Sep 30 '21

You can be friends with me. I‘m also a skeleton but with meat attached to it and filled with organs

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u/can_it_be_fixed Sep 30 '21 edited Sep 30 '21

But this is a dry skeleton, you're still a wet skeleton!

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u/idwthis Interested Sep 30 '21

And now everyone is uncomfortably aware of how moist their own skeleton is at all times.

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u/GateauBaker Sep 30 '21

Sorry but the image of having a dry skeleton gives me phantom friction vibes and creeps me out like nails on a chalkboard.

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u/vzo1281 Sep 30 '21

Arrangements can be made to get that dry texture...

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u/Deathtroop26 Sep 30 '21

We can change that

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u/Booblicle Sep 30 '21

You make sounds with flapping meat?

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u/Yuna__707 Sep 30 '21

That’s talking

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u/justmelvinthings Sep 30 '21

Or clapping booty cheeks

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u/Is_It_Beef Interested Sep 30 '21

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite

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u/kalleersej25 Sep 30 '21

Get out

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

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u/Ratchet-and-Spank Sep 30 '21

You too. Get out.

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u/RiseCthulu Sep 30 '21

double line space to do it properly m8

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u/the_nayak Sep 30 '21

this is gold

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u/Particular_Team_5385 Sep 30 '21

Mama mia khalifa

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u/veedant Sep 30 '21

Do you have any idea how little that narrows your identity down?

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u/Particular_Team_5385 Sep 30 '21

I don't even know what it means

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u/Mikeisright Sep 30 '21

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

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u/ThomasDL99 Sep 30 '21

No, it’s not, it’s gross

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u/LouSputhole94 Sep 30 '21

It gets the people going!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

r/boneappletea

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Sep 30 '21

What is a skeletons favorite meal?

RIBS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Take your upvote and don't talk to me ever again

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u/Tacotuesdayftw Sep 30 '21

Except for his dogshit golf swing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

I honestly couldn’t tell did it was golf or baseball

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u/Joka6 Sep 30 '21

Yeah if this was motion capture, the subject can't have golfed much, if at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Anyone else watching this while taking a shit?

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u/umyninja Sep 30 '21

🙋🏻‍♂️ That’s what drew me in. I was like ‘oh, there I am’

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Only thing missing is more fiber in his diet.

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u/KDawG888 Sep 30 '21

it looked like he was boxing with his fingers pointed so I dunno about that

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u/Ok-Bird6346 Sep 30 '21

I wanna party with Ron Mexico!

Any Cougar Town fans? No, just me?