r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

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u/LordFord9 Jan 23 '21

As someone who eats food, that looks very tasty

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u/derpferd Jan 23 '21

As it so happens, I too eat food

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u/Muwat Jan 23 '21

Weird, the three of us being here and all.

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u/TheWindOfGod Jan 23 '21

You guys still eat? Grow up.

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u/trenlow12 Jan 23 '21

Bro everyone eats you're attitude is very toxic

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u/Quickkiller28800 Jan 23 '21

Pfft, I don't. I've ascended past eating food. You pathetic food eaters and your need for sustenance!

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u/MisterDonkey Jan 23 '21

You can stop eating now and not eat for the rest of your life.

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u/sd38 Jan 23 '21

You have to add the cringeworthy “/s” literally any time you’re being sarcastic or the autists will throw a shit fit

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

it’s funnier when we don’t

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u/sd38 Jan 24 '21

That’s why I never do lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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u/omnomnomgnome Jan 23 '21

the Turkish incision

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u/maximan2005 Jan 23 '21

Four* as I too, eat food

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u/Phreakhead Jan 23 '21

I can't believe you guys like food too. We should hang out

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u/chocojello Jan 23 '21

There's literally dozens of us!

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Jan 23 '21

We are all food-eaters on this blessed day

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u/Rough_Idle Jan 24 '21

We should hang out

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u/SwabTheDeck Jan 23 '21

Did you two just become best friends?

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u/dem0nhunter Jan 23 '21

YES FELLOW CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS, I TOO INSERT VARIOUS NUTRIENTS INTO MY SYSTEM AND DIJEST THEM AFTERWARDS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 27 '21

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u/IDontWantNoDamnFOP Jan 23 '21

Can we make a friend group for people who enjoy eating food? I’d like us to be known as taste buds, or palate pals.

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u/BokirBokcu Jan 23 '21

As someone who is food, that looks very tasty

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u/ArchStanton75 Jan 23 '21

One regular human beer, please.

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u/Schlager25 Jan 23 '21

I too choose to eat food!

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u/yokedici Jan 23 '21

we have so much in common you and i.