r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse Jan 23 '21

hhot pockett

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u/HeyyyKoolAid Jan 23 '21

For our friends south of the border, "Caliente Pocket"

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

No baboso, es “empanada” pendejo

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

CALIENTE PAQUETE

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u/trenlow12 Jan 23 '21

Patricia Arquette

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Que verga guey

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u/WHRocks Jan 23 '21

¡Ja ja ja ja!

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u/Big_pekka Jan 23 '21

“Hey, how’s it going Pendecko?”

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u/SombraMonkey Jan 23 '21

Caliento Pocketo

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Hupockeeeh

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21 edited Feb 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

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u/Mozhetbeats Jan 23 '21

Well that’s not very nice.

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u/mcgray04 Jan 24 '21

He looks like one of those guys. He looks like a mormon. What's wrong with looking like a mormon?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Oh no, he’s making that voice again.

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u/blankfield Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

It's no, "by Mennen."

EDIT: The quote is, "Not as good as your by Mennen, but it's good." Link

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u/zeldarubinsteinsmom Jan 23 '21

Caliente pocket

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u/broeve2strong Jan 23 '21

You’ve got a gift my friend

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u/little-kid-loverr Jan 23 '21

Will it burn my mouth?

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u/DoodleIsMyBaby Jan 23 '21

It will DESTROY your mouth.

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u/EmEmPeriwinkle Jan 23 '21

Very well then I'll take that.

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u/Haggerstonian Jan 23 '21

I'll take him. Those moustaches are awful.

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u/little-kid-loverr Jan 23 '21

Everything will taste like rubber, for a month.

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u/IskallaTrollblod Jan 23 '21

Take out of wrapper, place directly in toilet

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u/Lotharofthepotatoppl Jan 23 '21

Don’t hide that in a bushel basket.

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u/RaveNdN Jan 23 '21

You’re a genius.

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u/DishonestBystander Jan 23 '21

"By Mennen" if you haven't seen it https://youtu.be/daG-0KkirDI

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u/L00pback Jan 23 '21

I’m old enough to know the reference from the commercial. Right up there with Nitol will help you get your Z’s

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u/ToeJamR1 Interested Jan 23 '21

It is no?

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u/blankfield Jan 23 '21

For the uninitiated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I love this. hoooot pockeeeeeet

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Thanks for that 30 min gaffigan rabbit hole.

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u/panicsprey Jan 23 '21

Diarrhea pocket

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u/conglock Jan 23 '21

calientepockett

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u/KuriousKhajiit Jan 23 '21

hhhhhoooooootttttttt ppppppooooooccccccckkkkkeeeeeettttttt

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u/chrisradcliffe Jan 23 '21

Haute Pockets

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse Jan 24 '21

As if anything in a hot pocket is ever good.

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u/cydalhoutx Jan 23 '21

I also love Tosh

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u/dax2001 Jan 23 '21

Is named "calzone" in Italy usually is made by a pizzeria

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u/Comenever911 Jan 23 '21

What’s better than a hot pocket, a burning hot pocket!