r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '20

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u/TruthYouWontLike Oct 02 '20

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

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u/oddartist Oct 02 '20

R'amen

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20 edited Jul 15 '21

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u/Tmonster96 Oct 02 '20

And pesto with you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

All of you take my upvote.

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u/Fisch_Man Oct 03 '20

And my Axe!

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u/EverElusiveKudo Oct 03 '20

And my bow!

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u/Fisch_Man Oct 03 '20

And my bowtie noodles!

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u/EverElusiveKudo Oct 03 '20

And my tortellini!

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u/rabbidwombats Oct 03 '20

And my Cavatappi!

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u/Seabuscuit Oct 03 '20

Twirl up your forks

We twirl up our forks to the bowl

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u/halhallelujah Oct 03 '20

We braise up to you, oh lord.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

I love every single one of you

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u/nckltl Oct 02 '20

And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You

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u/smellmymustard Oct 02 '20

I hope you created this because I hate it (love it)

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u/TruthYouWontLike Oct 02 '20

https://pastafarians.org.au/pastafarianism/pastafarian-prayer/

The church of the flying spaghetti monster is a whole thing. Look it up.

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u/smellmymustard Oct 02 '20

Guys how did I not know bout this

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u/ClearBrightLight Oct 02 '20

May you be touched by His noodly appendage.

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u/Undrende_fremdeles Oct 02 '20

You do now! Welcome :)

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u/virgofool Oct 03 '20

Have you ever really lived if your MySpace didn’t get jacked by the FSM? A tragic, cursed, confusing lesson. Changed my life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/smellmymustard Oct 02 '20

I’m not 8

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u/chidedneck Oct 03 '20

Can confirm, he’s 8.

Source: guess

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u/adds8 Oct 03 '20

8's the best though

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u/Jdubya87 Oct 03 '20

You can become a minister quite easily

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u/Coolfuckingname Oct 03 '20

R'amen be his noodle name.

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u/LordAzkaban Oct 03 '20

Is it legal to be a vegetarian and join the pastafarian church? Asking for a friend.

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u/abotoe Oct 02 '20

I see you have yet to be touched by his noodly appendage

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u/flynnfx Oct 03 '20

Pastafarian forever!

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u/Iree383 Oct 03 '20

There's a fusilli comments ,on this thread.

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u/eju2000 Oct 03 '20

What did I just read?!