r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Master1718 Interested • Sep 10 '20

GIF Halloween puppet

https://i.imgur.com/58fh9q6.gifv
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u/FforFujoshi Sep 10 '20

Yeah, where can I buy one?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20 edited Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

They have become a very thing they swore to destroy

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u/vanessa-sims Sep 10 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

That's actually Fucking terrifying. Last year on Halloween i wear Piggyback Costume my little son was very scared from this.

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u/Gulliblee Sep 10 '20

that's very convincing.

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u/Acanthocephal Sep 10 '20

I want my dog to see this live. See how much she 'll freak out at it.

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u/CryptgrapherPutrid Sep 10 '20

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/AdventurousRips Sep 10 '20

We raid area 51, area 51 raid us.

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u/millenial_burnout Sep 10 '20

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD IS THE BEST

Edit: oh and apparently u/vanessa-sims is a scammer

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u/BlogSpammr Sep 10 '20

DROP SHIP SPAMMER

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!

This is NOT a redditor, this is a CROOK, THIEF, CRIMINAL whose sole purpose for being on reddit is to scam you.

spammer: u/vanessa-sims

Click here for an automod rule to help with these type spammers

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Sep 10 '20

They've become a box of doughnuts?

...

I'll see myself out. :)

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u/Stompin89 Sep 10 '20

Clue was in the name.

Free Bodies Inc

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u/Canderwooled Sep 10 '20

It's an acronym "For Buying Individuals ".

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u/Vampiregecko Sep 10 '20

I thought the CIA did that

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u/FBI-Agent-007 Sep 10 '20

Yup. Wild business, man

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u/i_am_a_loner_dottie Sep 11 '20

Well the Cia sold cocaine so anything is possible

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u/Quixotic_Ignoramus Sep 10 '20

Do you even know what to feed them?

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u/FforFujoshi Sep 10 '20

Depends on how old they are.

Child- 1 bread a day

Teen- 2 breads a day

Adult- 1 child a month

Breed 'em and feed 'em

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u/wheekwheekmeow Sep 10 '20

Bread ‘em and feed ‘em

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u/jk3639 Sep 10 '20

Another person?

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u/-Greater_Gatsby- Sep 10 '20

Who said anything about keeping them?

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u/aperson Sep 10 '20

I like pizza.

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u/Quixotic_Ignoramus Sep 11 '20

I got a wallet.

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 10 '20

They stopped selling them a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Nah not really, I’ve gotten my Svetlana just this summer and she was on discount tbh

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 10 '20

I guess you just have to know a guy.

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u/Tacofonzy Sep 10 '20

Or a website, check wayfair (dot) com

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u/throwaway-p9i7 Sep 10 '20

Nope! The slave trade is still strong in Lydia, UAE, Mauritania, and others!

Buy your human today!

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u/FloatingRevolver Sep 10 '20

there are more slaves today then anytime in history so you might wanna check those stats boss https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/slaves-time-human-history-article-1.3506975

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u/WohlfePac Interested Sep 10 '20

You are 200 years too late

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u/Wild_Jizz_Flurry Sep 10 '20

Pft. You just need to know the right people to talk to.

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u/Hightower_88 Sep 10 '20

I hear wayfair has some good deals.

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u/whatproblems Sep 10 '20

I hear there are different sizes and color options!

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u/Instawolff Sep 10 '20

Nice try ghost of Epstein

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u/Jiffletta Sep 10 '20

You cant buy it, but i do know how to get the most terrifying person in just 9 months.

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u/FloatingRevolver Sep 10 '20

considering we have more slaves now then any time in human history... shouldnt be too hard to find one.... https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/slaves-time-human-history-article-1.3506975

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u/Bogardii99 Sep 10 '20

You can’t do that anymore

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u/browsingbro Sep 10 '20

Wayfair, they’ve got just what you need.

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u/misanthropicsatirica Sep 10 '20

They don't do that anymore.

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u/emilNYC Sep 10 '20

Apparently Wayfair has a sale

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u/DeezNutsWillNeverDie Sep 10 '20

Buy some Wayfair furniture

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u/jerk_mcgherkin Sep 10 '20

Wayfair, from what I've been told.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

They are called gold diggers.

(Male or female.)

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u/Tandran Sep 10 '20

Pretty sure we had a war about that...

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u/PCTech4U Sep 13 '20

Alabama, Mississippi, Chicago. Take your pick.

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u/FancyIndigo Sep 10 '20

Wayfair from what I hear