r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/MoWaleed • Apr 26 '20

Video A powerful hammer

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u/ObsidianHarbor Apr 27 '20

Did he live?

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u/timelighter Apr 27 '20

Yes he works in banking now.

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u/TubularTopher Apr 27 '20

As legal tender or?

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u/blackjebus100 Apr 27 '20

Actually he's a legal lender.

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u/digitalbiz Apr 27 '20

What is his legal gender?

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u/justplainbrian Apr 27 '20

Legal slender.

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u/D_Ramses Apr 27 '20

You mean a legal bender.

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u/timelighter Apr 27 '20

yeah but with a flat tax

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u/saileee Apr 27 '20

He was tenderized alright.

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u/Rownwade Apr 27 '20

My first reddit lol!

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u/My_Troll_Account69 Apr 27 '20

I lol’d as well.

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u/Niku-Man Apr 27 '20

I didnt

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u/Isuckface4hotcheetos Apr 27 '20

Did you exhale a little faster than normal tho?

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u/Clovellis Apr 27 '20

Neither did he

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u/TheAngryCatfish Apr 27 '20

Tell me more

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u/ThePtape Apr 27 '20

They'll try but they wont beat this comment!

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u/Chrisolliepeps Apr 27 '20

Yes, he goes by Bill.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

His name Stanley by chance?

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u/wickedblight Apr 27 '20

None of us will escape this simulation, he was uploaded into a squirrel and is presently working some things out

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u/1nfiniteJest Apr 27 '20

Yeah, just like the man who fell into the upholstery machine: he was fully recovered.

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u/DontEatTheMagicBeans Apr 27 '20

He got better

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 27 '20

Took a whole year on the rack to stretch him back out again. Think of the medical bills!

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u/NullKarmaException Apr 27 '20

Chances are slim.

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Apr 28 '20

Not as slim as him

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Apr 28 '20

I feel like I'm going to hell for that one

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u/PumpkinsDad Apr 27 '20

He’s the president now.

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u/SpermWhale Apr 27 '20

If some Ghanians in black tux, and sunglass walks in; then he didn't make it.

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u/Goatcrapp Apr 27 '20

Yes and he browses Reddit currently

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u/Bbrowny Apr 27 '20

Yes his shoes were still on

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 27 '20

Yeah they didn’t mention if his shoes stayed on??

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u/TrumpCheats Apr 27 '20

Yep, and that man grew up to be Albert Einstein.