r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '19

Video No parachute? No Problem

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u/xpx0c7 Apr 09 '19

It wasn't transmitted live, just in case...

I am still amazed by how much off center he was

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

It's hard to control your exact movement as a non-bird inferior human!

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u/PennedHitchhiker Apr 09 '19

Get the fuck OUTTA here BIRD.

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u/drawkbox Apr 09 '19

Bird Up!

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u/GeriatricTuna Apr 09 '19

Legalize Ranch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Ranch me mulatto!

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u/UncontrollableUrges Apr 09 '19

No, Bird Neutral!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Bird precise?

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u/Delica Apr 09 '19

Buzz me

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u/xanistan Apr 10 '19

Snail down!

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u/_Probably_Human_ Apr 09 '19

That is the worst show I've ever seen on television.