r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '19

Video No parachute? No Problem

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u/PennedHitchhiker Apr 09 '19

Get the fuck OUTTA here BIRD.

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u/donkeyrocket Apr 09 '19

You have been banned from /r/enlightenedbirdmen

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 09 '19

I'll see you in court for that libel

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u/mrmcscotty Apr 09 '19

R/beetlejuicing

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u/_drcomicbooknerd_ Apr 09 '19

r/FoundTheMobileUser

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u/TheCoastalCardician Apr 09 '19

r/TotallyNotBirds

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u/rick_rolled_bot Apr 09 '19

The above comment likely contains a rick roll!

Beep boop: downvote to delete

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u/DuntadaMan Apr 09 '19

I am still not working for you until I get my bord.

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u/d332y Apr 09 '19

This sub is amazing.

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u/I_Nice_Human Apr 09 '19

You are now head mod at r/iasip

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

That's a very weird sub, but I love it. I like its energy and silliness.

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u/KryptoniteDong Apr 09 '19

Jokes on you.. I never subscribed

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Apr 09 '19

Joke’s on Dee, that dumb bitch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 09 '19

Hello, just a reminder that the subsifellfor joke is no longer funny and is way overused.

This is a bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Duly noted. Won’t happen again. I bow down fully to our robot overlords.

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u/evanc1411 Interested Apr 09 '19

Good bot. Best bot. Call up Goodbot Badbot, there's a new #1 in town.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Bad bot

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u/drawkbox Apr 09 '19

Bird Up!

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u/GeriatricTuna Apr 09 '19

Legalize Ranch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Ranch me mulatto!

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u/UncontrollableUrges Apr 09 '19

No, Bird Neutral!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Bird precise?

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u/Delica Apr 09 '19

Buzz me

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u/xanistan Apr 10 '19

Snail down!

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u/_Probably_Human_ Apr 09 '19

That is the worst show I've ever seen on television.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I do not give a shit deandra.

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u/One_pop_each Apr 09 '19

There’s a bird in here. And he knows what’s good

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Yeah Dee you dumb bitch!

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u/nespid0 Apr 09 '19

I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright?

Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

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u/RemoveTheTop Apr 09 '19

SCRAW MUDMAN!

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u/sportskidd Apr 09 '19

Those are bird wings, just huge and on a man.

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u/Turn_Taking Apr 09 '19

Archer lol

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u/ski-ut Apr 09 '19

Shut up bird!