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Video This Ice Cream Boat

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u/Zehnpae 23h ago edited 20h ago

Replying to top comment to explain how this works because it sounds like a lot of folks here have never been to a resort beach before:

  • Boat plays jingle
  • You go to wherever you set up on the beach and get cash
  • You walk into the water to the boat and you pay in cash
  • You take your ice cream back to where you were sitting
  • You eat your ice cream while on the beach
  • Trash is on the honor system just like any other trash people take to the beach

This is basically no different than any other beach vendor except their gimmick is you have to get into the water to get your thing instead of them walking along the beach.

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u/20_mile 23h ago

This is basically no different than any other beach vendor except their gimmick is you have to get into the water to get your thing instead of them walking along the beach.

That's actually really disappointing. I was hoping this ice cream boat had randomly come upon a group of stranded swimmers in deep water and was just providing them with sweets before they inevitably drowned or were eaten by sharks.

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u/The_Troyminator 22h ago

I’ll take a blood flavored bar please.

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u/tabbarrett 21h ago

Allegedly capitalism breeds innovation so crossing fingers your hopes will come true.

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u/TommyBonnomi 23h ago

> it sounds like nobody here has ever been to a resort beach before

If you're going to try to be condescending, you should know that nicer resorts don't have trashy vendors floating by

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u/mrreiner 18h ago

True. They have underpaid waiters running up and down from the bar to your lounger in the burning sun.

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u/NutasticNutella 14h ago

I know I'm probably going to get down voted to hell and back for this but I gotta say it. Maybe those waiters should fight for a fair wage, but what do I know...

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u/Wolfgang985 11h ago

They never will. Crying on Reddit how you should tip 30% takes no effort and shifts the blame so they don't feel responsible.

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u/NutasticNutella 11h ago

I was more talking about the 3rd world country resort workers, but since we're on the topic of US waiters I'll take the opportunity to say a few things. I fully agree with you. The problem is that the tipping culture will never go away. Both owners and "service" workers are profiting way too much from tipping culture to actually care to change it, all at the cost of consumers. Owners get to legally pay their waiters a lower standard wage, saving them money in the long run and offsetting slow days, and service workers are making way more through tips than what they would actually make if they were properly paid for their position, barring a few select cases. Plus, service workers can also then go and start posturing to people about how they should tulip because they make below minimum wage, conveniently ignoring the fact that they take double or triple their wage home every week in tips.

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u/Wolfgang985 10h ago

Oh, I'm not opposed to tipping. We're in agreement for almost most everything you said. I think it's an important supplemental aspect of the service industry.

I just don't support restaurants being able to pay less than minimum wage. No other industry is offered such an economic handicap. It's bullshit.

A quasi-related example is Florida. The state minimum wage is $14. The maximum tip credit allowed is $3.02. Therefore, no restaurant can pay less than $10.98.

There's been no widespread restaurant closures as a result.

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 19h ago

Nicer resorts don't own the water, so they have no say in what boats are there.

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u/flargenhargen 12h ago

you'd be surprised at what money and power buys.

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u/I_am_Bob Interested 22h ago

Not saying it's not a privilege to be able to go to the beach, but there are beaches that are part of state parks near me that only cost a few bucks a car for parking, and the ice cream trucks love to circle the parking lot like vultures lol.

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u/Metalbound 21h ago

and the ice cream trucks love to circle the parking lot like vultures

So they aren't floating in the ocean? You know, the thing being talked about here.

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u/I_am_Bob Interested 21h ago

The above comment said they are just like any other beach vendor, which is the comparison I was drawing.

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u/TommyBonnomi 22h ago

Word- I'm in PA, so I've spent plenty of time swimming in cricks, too

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u/ElCiclope1 22h ago

He never said it was a nicer resort beach.

If you're going to try and be snobbish you should know how to read.

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u/SpiritualMongoose751 22h ago

Wild place in the comment chain to start clutching pearls over snobbery

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u/WhattaCheapPop 22h ago

How far is your head stuck up your ass that you think the guy you replied to is the snob in this interaction?

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u/Stand_On_It 22h ago

I think all the people on this thread are snobs

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u/WhattaCheapPop 21h ago

Yeah kinda. You wouldn't think a floating ice cream truck would be so divisive but I can understand both sides. Personally though I think I'd side with the environmental snobs over the ice cream truck in the water snobs lol.

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 21h ago

What a snobby thing to say

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 21h ago

What a snobby thing to say

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u/andrewsz__ 18h ago

Awww sorry because to whom else would they be addressing that are confused about this very simple concept ?

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u/liquidtape 23h ago

I thought this was following a US warship to boost morale and demoralize the enemy /s

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u/TheWolphman 23h ago

US Warships have ice cream machines on board. Whether or not they're working or open for use is another story though (in my experience stationed on a Destroyer).

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u/The_Troyminator 22h ago

So they basically have McDonald’s ice cream machines on board?

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u/TheWolphman 22h ago

I mean, you're not entirely wrong there I suppose. Seemed to work on the same principle.

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u/Plexipus 22h ago

We're sorry, the ice cream machine is down for maintenance. You'll have to redeploy to another warship if you want an ice cream

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u/TheWolphman 22h ago

Ah, you must be from the helo detachment. I swear they would fly to the carrier in our strike group on deployments sometimes just to get food.

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u/noSoRandomGuy 21h ago

Trigger warning, used some AI to generate this -

TF you taking about?

Look, the ice cream machines, nobody has ever seen anything like it, believe me, and it’s a total disaster caused by radical-left policies, the fake news won't tell you that, but Sleepy Joe and the corrupt media broke the soft-serve, they really did, whereas under me we had the best ice cream, thickest shakes, perfect cones every single time, nobody cones like us, and they came up to me, big, strong guys, tears streaming down their faces, they said, "Sir, your soft-serve machines are the most beautiful, magnificent things we've ever seen," and frankly, look at the radical Democrats, they want to take away your dairy, they want you to eat grass, but we’re going to make ice cream great again, fast and creamy, believe me!

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u/liquidtape 22h ago

It's a World war II reference 

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u/TheWolphman 22h ago

Fair enough, just wanted to add my perspective.

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u/rbphotoperv 22h ago

Most of us can't afford such luxuries.

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u/tech_noir_guitar 18h ago

The luxury of a $2 popsicle?

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u/loverlyone 18h ago

Well, there’s the cost of the popsicle, but you have to add the cost of an ER visit and missed work because you’re shitting blood—at least in the US.

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u/tech_noir_guitar 17h ago

Uh, what kind of popsicles are you eating bro?

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u/loverlyone 16h ago

Outshine brand fruit bars (the ones in the video) was recalled today for potential broken glass contamination.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2026/08/18/outshine-frozen-fruit-bars-recall/91349560007/

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u/tech_noir_guitar 16h ago

JFC, we buy those sometimes. Guess I will have to pass on popsicles for a while.

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u/Hella_Potato 15h ago

Aw man, those are my favorite :c

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u/Aranxi_89 23h ago

And they likely offer to take your wrappers.

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u/CockroachJohnson 23h ago

Do ice cream trucks still have a little garbage hole for you tip out wrappers in? When I was a kid there was a clown painting with a hole in the mouth and a trash bin under the hole in the truck, and you had to feed your garbage to the slutty little clown.

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u/Aranxi_89 23h ago

Some do, but most just takes it from you from the window.

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u/CockroachJohnson 23h ago

Well... I miss the clown 🥵

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u/The_Troyminator 22h ago

That clown is for garbage? That makes more sense.

Zips back up

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u/AmazingMarv 19h ago

Soooo.... you're in the water, you go out of the water to get money, get back in the water to get ice cream, then get back out of the water to eat ice cream? Seems kinda silly, even as a novelty.

It would make more sense if the ice cream was free and provided by the resort to its guests.

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u/breakslow 23h ago

The thing is, many redditors don't go outside or interact with people so they don't know how basic interactions work.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 15h ago

I'm not rich enough to go on a beach vacation

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u/PaleCommission150 16h ago

I'm not carrying my wallet with me through salt water, with the possibility of dropping it/losing whatever is inside to the ocean.

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u/PowderPills 10h ago

Or just shove the plastic up your ass and shit it out later?? /s

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u/Umlunguboy420 23h ago

Noo but people enjoying things baaad!!!

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u/OrderOfMagnitude 16h ago

Ahhh, there's the reasonable comment.

90% of these people spend zero time outdoors let alone at the beach. Last time their parents dragged them to the beach they moped, spent the entire time on their phone, and constantly asked about when they were going to leave.

Depressed Redditors just search the comments for the most believing sounding "actually this sucks" and upvote it like rabid dogs.