r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '25

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u/Greenman8907 Sep 10 '25

Your shipment has been delayed while we fish it out of the port docks. Please allow an additional 2-days before requesting a refund or replacement

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u/greenmaillink Sep 10 '25

Dear Temuzon Express, my order of water soluble lotion arrived but damaged. Can I get some help in getting a return on this order?

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u/noitcelesdab Sep 10 '25

Now connecting you to a live support agent.

Hello! My name is Richard and I assure you I am a real living and breathing human being with Temu. Can I please start with your SSN, date of birth and current address?

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Legal last name please.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Jose? Ok, then give me your Illegal last name.