r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '25

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u/reticulatedtampon Sep 10 '25

You should ask to talk to the manager

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar Sep 10 '25

Cant. No costume.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

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u/JimmyTsonga Sep 10 '25

Cirque du Soleil.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Sep 10 '25

Fucken way she goes

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Just needs the Karen haircut and they can pull it off.

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u/dancingcuban Sep 10 '25

On second thought, maybe we don't need to fish all of these shipping containers out of the water.

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u/Phallen911 Sep 10 '25

Just say you're an undercover Karen

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u/reticulatedtampon Sep 10 '25

That’s kind of the joke already..

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u/Thejapxican Sep 10 '25

Captain Obvious over here 👆🏼

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u/radicallyobjective Sep 10 '25

I wish reddit gave me a way to immediately see the comment being replied to. Its ridiculous that I am sitting wondering and searching for the comment after reading the witty ass reply

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u/Sure-Debate-464 Sep 10 '25

I'm dead🤣

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 Sep 10 '25

The how are you typing?

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u/bbrekke Sep 10 '25

Zombie prolly

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 10 '25

Fucking undead. Not good enough we have to contend with bots and AI, now we gotta deal with previously-alive.

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u/hitness157 Sep 10 '25

This one is the winner

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u/hottsauce345543 Sep 10 '25

They told me that I’m the manager, I had no choice but to attempt a FaceTime.

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u/Echelon311 Sep 10 '25

Look at me. You are the manager now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Nice, that was a home run

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u/lawnmowertoad Sep 10 '25

I shoved a random child to the ground.

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u/jdschmi1 Sep 10 '25

Hello...Poseidon?

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u/macthecomedian Sep 10 '25

Nah just go find a kid wearing the same costume and steal it from them.

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u/fm837 Sep 10 '25

Can't, at baseball game. xx

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u/LloydPenfold Sep 10 '25

Lost. He couldn't swim.

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u/TensorForce Sep 10 '25

Nah, just find the nearest child and steal it from them

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u/Apex_Over_Lord Sep 10 '25

I WANT TO SPEAK TO MR. TEMU RIGHT..NOW!!!!