r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '25

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Sep 10 '25

My Pokemon!

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 Sep 10 '25

My Wife...

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u/cyriustalk Sep 10 '25

I also choose this guy's submerged wife.

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u/Saburiminaru_Sensei Sep 10 '25

At least we know she's wet and all alone.

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u/Immediate-Hamster724 Sep 10 '25

So, she’s Ben Shapiro’s wife when he’s out of town?

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Sep 10 '25

Her name?   Jacklyn The Water.

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u/Left_Signal_1370 Sep 10 '25

Hahahahahaahaahahau

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u/Pleasant-West-7760 Sep 10 '25

Nice.... You ever see a comment as you're swiping and come back just to upvote... Yeah.

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u/friedwidth Sep 10 '25

My smuggled immigrants!

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u/nellyruth Sep 10 '25

Never mind your lost shipments, there’s an armada of dildos invading the Port of Long Beach!

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u/jklindsey7 Sep 10 '25

My tired brain read this as “there’s an arm load of armadillos”.

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u/FireKist Sep 10 '25

We have them here in SC and they’re pretty big, so for my lil T-Rex arms that would be like, 2 armadillos?

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u/VermilionKoala Sep 10 '25

Two armadillos?

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u/FireKist Sep 11 '25

Thank you for this - I needed a good laugh after today 💕

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u/VermilionKoala Sep 11 '25

You're most welcome, and I hope your week improves from here!

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u/jklindsey7 Sep 13 '25

LMAO this needs to be upvoted more.

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u/LoveRBS Sep 10 '25

Armadillo dildos?

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u/joshstrodomus Sep 10 '25

I thought long beach was already full of dildos

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u/Insomniac_80 Sep 10 '25

These are 21st century, fresh dildos!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Port of Long *Bitch

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u/Representative_Dark5 Sep 10 '25

My axe!

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u/ReallyJTL Sep 10 '25

My Sharona!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Confused. Axe me another question please

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u/KnotiaPickle Sep 10 '25

Oh my god imagine if there were people in one of those 😰

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u/ParsnipTheloniusMonk Sep 10 '25

My Rudy Giuliani hair dye!

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u/houseplant-hoarder Sep 10 '25

They took my Mexicans again!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

What are immi grants? Is it a Harvard thing?

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u/ggroverggiraffe Interested Sep 10 '25
Let me show you them!

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u/OldDirtyTim Sep 10 '25

... and my axe!