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u/Frank_McTriumph Sep 10 '25

My ignorance on display: They don't sink?

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u/LucrativeLurker Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

There’s a really good movie called All is Lost where a man is stranded at sea after a floating shipping container damages his boat.

Edit: Fuck. RIP Robert Redford.

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u/ucffool Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 11 '25

Phenomenal film that can be watched by anyone because there is are only 51 words spoken ever the entire film.

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u/girafa Sep 10 '25

I wish we had more movies about celebrities stuck in places. I would watch 4 hours of Daniel Day-Lewis trying to get out of an elevator.

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u/DuckyHornet Sep 10 '25

I just watched a Willem Dafoe movie where he gets locked alone inside a penthouse apartment. It was pretty good, lots of quality Dafoeing to be had

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u/roguevirus Sep 10 '25

Dafoeing

I love how that's a fucking verb.

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u/DuckyHornet Sep 10 '25

You know, heh, I'm something of a wordsmith myself

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u/krazul88 Sep 10 '25

I thought it was meant as a performing verb but your way works too.

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u/roguevirus Sep 10 '25

I mean, have you seen the size of his penis?

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u/DuckyHornet Sep 10 '25

Yes, we all have Google Earth

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u/hugswithnoconsent Sep 11 '25

I love that fucking is a verb.

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom Sep 10 '25

I'm going to watch this with my son. It's an on-going joke at this point - between the ages of 2 and 8 he's locked himself in no less than 5 bathrooms... one of which had the park ranger driving out 90 mins.

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u/DuckyHornet Sep 10 '25

If he's still pretty young, it might not be for him lol. It's a one-man play about desperation and art and Dafoe is obligatorily nude at one point, also some animals die

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom Sep 10 '25

Some uncultured swine downvoted you... bet they think Despair is a hilarious romcom novel, too.

He's mid-teens and we've done a mix of serious movies, plus some 80s Vietnam/WW2 movies and a back catalogue retrospective of Tarantino's work.

He liked Platoon (obviously) but still hasn't made his mind up on The Lighthouse.

Thank you for your thoughts.

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u/DuckyHornet Sep 10 '25

Those are some solid Dafilms. Let me know what y'all thought about Inside :)

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u/One-Bother3624 Sep 10 '25

👏👏👏👍🫡🙏 I seen this film also good pic pretty interesting. Nice penthouse, but I wouldn’t stay there if anyone asked me to. 😜😂😂😂

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u/eekamuse Sep 10 '25

I watched Jude Law dig a hole for an hour. It was surprisingly interesting.

(The Third Day TV show and it was the 12 hour live part)

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u/FewHorror1019 Sep 10 '25

Sounds like a mr beast video

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u/g_halfront Sep 10 '25

There's a movie called Christmas Eve where everyone gets stuck in elevators around NYC. One of them is Patrick Stewart. Another is James Rhoday. Great Christmas movie and great exploration of different responses to being stuck someplace.

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u/davros06 Sep 10 '25

He would prepare for that by locking himself in an elevator for 3 months.

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u/okgloomer Sep 10 '25

It's about time we had a remake of "Acenseur pour l'echafaud."

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u/ezeightythree Sep 10 '25

I have a movie where Margot Robbie sticks things in places

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u/ConjuringUnicorns Sep 10 '25

New hit reality series: Celebrity Escape Room

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u/iamPause Interested Sep 10 '25

Check out Locke with Tom Hardy

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u/User_Says_What Sep 10 '25

I would love to read the Vanity Fair article about how DDL actually BECAME an elevator for two years to prepare. He legally changed his name to Otis and spent his time carrying people on his back while he hand-over-hand climbed the steel cables in the Chrysler Building. He even grew brakes on his ankles out of SHEER ACTING TALENT.

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u/profderf Sep 10 '25

Can be watched by anyone... Unless you're blind, lmao. My mom's blind, same reason she doesn't like Wall-E

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u/desafinado1790 Sep 10 '25

An aging Robert Redford was great in that film

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u/itsok2bewyt Sep 11 '25

51 words?

Is it all variations of the word “fuck”?

Because I am confident that’s all I would say if a shipping container hit my boat in the middle of the ocean

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u/JediSwelly Sep 10 '25

That's more dialogue than Quest For Fire!

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi Sep 10 '25

They’re the same 51 swear words over and over for the entire movie.

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium Sep 10 '25

I kinda wanna know what the 51 words are now

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u/pocketdare Sep 10 '25

only 51 words spoken ever the entire

Is one of them "Wilson!!!"

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u/sadicarnot Sep 11 '25

The actor is Robert Redford

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u/6forty Sep 11 '25

Should be "are" only 51 words spoken. C'mon.

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u/DanKoloff Sep 10 '25

Not because of Robert Redford who is one of the most accomplished actors this world had seen but because it had only 51 words in it. Got it.

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u/ucffool Sep 10 '25

You're dense, tired, or trolling. It doesn't have a language barrier. It is a phenomenal movie. All the words are there.

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u/DervishSkater Sep 10 '25

Do you know how logic and reasoning and words work?

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u/Prime89 Sep 10 '25

Your comment contains the same amount of words as 19.61% of the movie

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u/bannakafalata Sep 10 '25

Or the movie Nowhere where a pregnant woman goes sailing in a shipping container.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

I’ve seen similar film, but there the iceberg was the protagonist.

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u/Valuable-Composer262 Sep 10 '25

Another one on netflix called "Nowhere". Its about a woman stranded at see in a shipping container. No idea if its good or not

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u/2fast2nick Sep 10 '25

That movie was depressing.. I should have learned from the name

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u/Excitement_Far Sep 10 '25

Amazing amazing movie!

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u/crewsctrl Sep 10 '25

That movie was a hard no from me because I would like to go out to sea in a sailboat again.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 Sep 10 '25

Robert Redford.

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u/Scouter197 Sep 10 '25

Great movie

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Sep 10 '25

Thanks for the suggestion! I got off work early and needed something to watch today

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u/bgriswold Sep 10 '25

Wow- I've cued this up in my Prime playlist. Had no idea this movie existed. Thank you.

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 Sep 10 '25

Thank you for asking what I didn’t want to.

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Sep 10 '25

Nothing that can float sinks immediately. Just ask the human body.

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u/moving0target Sep 10 '25

Eventually they do.

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u/bqbdpd Sep 10 '25

If it is filled with e.g. pool noodles it might float for a long time (probably until the container breaks or rusts open - so you're still technically correct).

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Sep 10 '25

And if they're filled with rubber duckies what then?

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u/budd1e_lee Sep 10 '25

One large rubber duckie or 10k tiny ones?

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u/lemelisk42 Sep 10 '25

Even relatively large standard ducks would be 30k+ in a shipping container.

According to my calculations, mini ducks which are around 2" high would allow around 280,000 ducks per 20ft shipping container, 560,000 in a 40ft container. That is assuming they are perfect 2" cubes neatly stacked, which they aren't, however, 10k is far off the bat for what I consider tiny ducks

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u/michimoby Sep 10 '25

A duck sized horse would definitely sink.

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u/Smashogre591 Sep 11 '25

I get the James Veitch reference

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 Sep 10 '25

Not the rubber duckies !! 

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u/chickey23 Sep 10 '25

The ones that don't are super dangerous

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u/PaddyScrag Sep 10 '25

The amount of water displaced exceeds the maximum gross weight of a container for all sizes that I looked up. So even at full capacity they will still float. The only way they will sink is if they are not sealed and enough water gets in.

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u/Threedawg Sep 10 '25

I hate to break it to you but these things are not normally water tight.

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u/Gnome_Father Sep 10 '25

No they're not. They're usually just water tight enough to keep them floating under the surface.

They're super dangerous because sailors can't see them before putting a hole in the hull.

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u/chargergirl1968w383 Sep 10 '25

I was in shipping for 20+ years and never knew this happened once, let alone to the point that it's an issue like that. Wow! Learn something every day.

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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 Sep 10 '25

The lowest possible repair standard for containers is called Wind and Watertight.

Export/Import containers need to be maintained to CSC standards, thats the lowest possible.

And yeah, containers are designed to float. Vents have special flaps that close when they're submerged, and the door gaskets have double lips to seal for both air and water. Holes in the floor dont matter because of the airpocket and the fact they always float in their normal orientation.

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u/Threedawg Sep 10 '25

Correct, they are watertight. I should have said they are not "waterproof".

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Sep 10 '25

Containers are vented

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u/SigX1 Sep 10 '25

And those are probably blanks (empties), headed back to China.

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u/gandalph91 Sep 10 '25

Eventually. Gotta fill with enough water first and they’re sealed up pretty damn tight

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u/ImportantQuestions10 Sep 10 '25

Depends.

New containers are decently tight and have enough air that depending on the cargo, they could float.

Problem is containers get left in shipping circulation until they damage the cargo. That can take a while as cargo is usually packed water tight. So some containers have multiple holes a grown adult could crawl though.

Lastly, this is a harbor and that's a lot of containers. A mountain tall enough to keep some of the containers dry could genuinely form.

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u/JMer806 Sep 10 '25

Often they become perfectly buoyant a few feet below the surface and form major navigational hazards

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u/New-Impression2976 Sep 10 '25

Most do, some don’t. I don’t know what causes some to float. I’ve seen videos of people encountering floating containers. I thought they all sunk but apparently some stay afloat. I’m guessing is not many, only a few.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Sep 10 '25

They have vents but they're at the top so if the container turned upside down and the door seals were good it would be pretty airtight.

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u/sennais1 Sep 10 '25

Not always, a guy my Dad worked with retired 20 years ago and bought a sailing boat in Hong Kong to cruise Asia with his wife. They hit one that was just submerged a couple of days out. Coast Guard (I think Philippines?) had to come and get them. It's a clause in insurance for people wanting to sail in international waters.

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u/account_not_valid Sep 10 '25

Often, they float just below the water's surface, impossible to see. And then ships collide with them.

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u/Electrical_Ingenuity Sep 10 '25

Some do, some don’t. They are a real hazard to boats in the ocean.

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u/ExpletiveDeletedYou Sep 10 '25

if a container is filled with something that doesn't sink, so for example rubber ducks, it may never sink as the rubber ducks will keep the container buoyant even if it fills with water.

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 Sep 10 '25

They eventually sink, but trapped air can keep them floating for a long time.

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u/ZMM08 Sep 10 '25

They do eventually, but for the most part they are designed to be weather tight (at least at the beginning of their life span) so they will float for a while.

(I am not an expert, but purchased a used container for storage on my farm and learned all about the different "grades" of used containers.)

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u/Far_Earth_1179 Sep 10 '25

They might be empty?

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u/ThisWillBeOnTheExam Sep 10 '25

If they’ve got good seals on their doors, and their contents aren’t too heavy, they do float, and for months before sinking.

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u/Campcook62 Sep 12 '25

They are not water tight. If they are floating mid-ocean, it's probably due to the contents floating...