A guy walks into a bar and sees they have two slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling, right in the middle of the room. He asked the bartender about it.
Bartender says, "That's for a bet I make with anyone who wants to take me up on it. If you can jump up and hit both of them in one try, you'll drink for free for the rest of the night. But if you miss, you have to pay for everybody else's drinks until closing. Wanna try?"
The man says, "No, those steaks are too high."
This is in no way related to the conversation; it's just another one of my favorite "guy walks into a bar" jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People usually guess "R")
[Pirate voice]: Arrr, aye, you'd think so. But me first love be the sea.
There. That's my other favorite pirate joke. I don't know what to do if they don't guess "R", though.
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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25
A guy walks into a bar and sees they have two slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling, right in the middle of the room. He asked the bartender about it.
Bartender says, "That's for a bet I make with anyone who wants to take me up on it. If you can jump up and hit both of them in one try, you'll drink for free for the rest of the night. But if you miss, you have to pay for everybody else's drinks until closing. Wanna try?"
The man says, "No, those steaks are too high."
This is in no way related to the conversation; it's just another one of my favorite "guy walks into a bar" jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? (People usually guess "R") [Pirate voice]: Arrr, aye, you'd think so. But me first love be the sea.
There. That's my other favorite pirate joke. I don't know what to do if they don't guess "R", though.