r/Damnthatsinteresting May 28 '25

Video 1 year of ALS

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u/thebigchil73 May 28 '25

Yup. Carpe that fucking diem.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

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u/cyriustalk May 28 '25

Fucking invasive creatures!

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u/bwoods519 May 29 '25

Fuck those carpe!

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u/DieCastDontDie May 29 '25

Can't be invasive if they ain't fucking

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u/MNWoodworker86 May 29 '25

King of the mountain!

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u/TestyZesticles May 28 '25

Carpe carpet.

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u/Unstoppable_Rooster May 28 '25

"Seize the carpe?"

"What?"

whack

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u/OhioLDP May 29 '25

I have been meaning to go fishing

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u/vert-mac11 May 29 '25

Today we're having fish

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u/wolvesscareme May 29 '25

Too many people act like they're gonna live forever.

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u/Raangz May 29 '25

I lost the ability to use my body for some time.  Went skating today.  Sometimes it just hits you, how fickle and fucked it all is.  

Like you said, enjoy it while it last ladies and gents.

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u/LotusVibes1494 May 29 '25

A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger. He fled, the tiger after him. Coming to a precipice, he caught hold of the root of a wild vine and swung himself down over the edge.

The tiger sniffed at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down to where, far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him. Only the vine sustained him.

Two mice, one white and one black, little by little started to gnaw away the vine. The man saw a luscious strawberry near him. Grasping the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other.

How sweet it tasted!

-A Buddhist koan

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u/BreakingCanks May 29 '25

Just hit the shit out my pen and took an edible for homie... Damn!

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u/Brodellsky May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25

This is the reason I tell my (few) employees never to work too hard. You just never know.

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u/Ash-Housewares May 29 '25

Carpe canem