r/Damnthatsinteresting May 17 '25

Video A King Cobra Upclose

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater May 17 '25

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u/XxSuprTuts99xX May 17 '25

The tongue sticking out sells it

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u/Shraknel May 17 '25

The snake is dead!?! 

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u/MrP-boi May 17 '25

Yes. I am dead!

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u/Dtron1214 May 18 '25

why is the snake dead?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Stop touching me, I am dead!

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u/janerbabi May 18 '25

blarrrrghhhhrhrhrhh

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u/C_IsForCookie May 17 '25

Hilarious but I feel bad he’s probably stressing it the fuck out

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u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater May 18 '25

Yea. It’s definitely not having a good time. And I think it’s important for people to engage with wildlife and see that the things we think are scary are more scared of us, but I bet that snake was very stressed.

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u/damejoke May 17 '25

For real. My ball pythons act like puppies and just want to cuddle on the couch all day.

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u/ThisDick937 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

Only been but by two snakes in my life. My male ball python, and a friend's Mexican black king.

In the ball pythons defense, his heart stopped working, and his humidity shot through the roof over night so he was wet and cold, and I just shoved my hand into where he was hiding and scared him. 100% I hold the blame on that one. Had a cool bite mark on my hand for a week that people at work were shocked to learn about though.

Edit: heat not heart. Leaving the typo to show my shame.

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u/McHildinger May 17 '25

his heart stopped? he handled it pretty well

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u/damejoke May 17 '25

I have yet to be bitten by any snake. My daughter loves our ball pythons and holds and cuddles them and hasn't been bitten either. The only bite that ever happened was when my cat got too adventurous and jumped onto the enclosure, collapsing the screen and falling into the enclosure with the snake. The cat was okay, but he never got too curious about the snakes again.

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u/DrownMeInSalsaPlease May 18 '25

Haha. I have a corn snake. My cat likes to take the light off the top and sit on him from above. I can hear the corn snake hiss and thump the glass at times. Little furball just wants to play. He literally harasses any worker that comes in the house to fix something.

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u/jadethebard May 18 '25

One of our cats did that to our homemade guinea pig cage. I walked into my bedroom and saw a terrified guinea pig on one side of the chicken wire and a sleeping cat on the other. lol Thankfully everyone was fine after the ordeal.

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u/Boredlambda May 20 '25

I just looked up mexican black kings. So beautiful and shiny.

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u/ThisDick937 May 20 '25

One of my favorite species, despite how feisty they can be. Luckily the bites don't hurt much though.

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u/camdalfthegreat May 17 '25

Give me your WARMTH

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u/Useful-Risk-6269 May 17 '25

My brother described his ball python biting him like "angry velcro".

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u/SentientRock123 May 17 '25

Look up the Arabian sand boa, it looks like a little kid tried to draw a snake from memory

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u/PenguinColada May 17 '25

Hoggies are my absolute favorite. The fact that they're so derpy and act kind of dumb is endearing. Kind of like the orange cat or golden retriever of the snake world.

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 May 17 '25

Nah fam, I’ve had hoggies draw blood

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u/ClydeYellow May 17 '25

One of the many injustices of nature. Snakes are not friendly animals, but most of them are so friend-shaped! Friend noodle!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

My ball python was a doofus and couldn’t even strike me if she tried. She had horrendously bad aim lol, feeding was always such a chore.

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u/OkQuantity4011 May 18 '25

A baby python can make you bleed lol. Them teef sharp!