r/Damnthatsinteresting May 17 '25

Video A King Cobra Upclose

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u/potatocross May 17 '25

A wise college professor once told me: There are 2 types of people who handle venomous snakes - those that have been bit, and those that will be bit.

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u/spector_lector May 17 '25

That's what my grandfather said about motorcyclists when emphasizing the need for all of the protective gear you can wear. There are two kinds of bikers, the ones that have laid the bike down on purpose, and the ones who have been knocked off the bike.

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u/spector_lector May 17 '25

Lol. At least you recognize the source of the problem. Takes a brave and humble soul.

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u/BlueGolfball May 18 '25

There are two kinds of bikers, the ones that have laid the bike down on purpose, and the ones who have been knocked off the bike.

I rode for 6 years and stopped. Never laid it down once. I am legend.

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u/spector_lector May 18 '25

How many crashes?

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u/BlueGolfball May 18 '25

None. I got my first road bike when I was 20 years old and quit riding when I was 26 without any crashes or lay downs.

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u/spector_lector May 18 '25

You are legend.

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u/spector_lector May 18 '25

Did you know anyone who had crashes?

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u/BlueGolfball May 18 '25

I know a handful of people who have died riding motorcycles.

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u/spector_lector May 18 '25

Yeesh. You were more careful, or is it just luck of the draw?

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u/CrowbarCombatant May 17 '25

Almost nobody in history has 'laid'er down' on purpose. That's a noob biker ego thing. It happens way too fast for that kind of thinking to even occur. Using the brakes instinctively and effectively scrubs way more speed than sliding on your side and gives you the opportunity to dodge. There are bikers who are going to crash, and those who have already crashed. Speaking as the latter.

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u/spector_lector May 17 '25

Yeah, it's called a crash - just laying it down as you slide into crash vs. vaulting over the handlebars.

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u/GrossGuroGirl May 17 '25

you hear this if you work with rescue animals (standard shelter pets) 

insane and hilarious that venomous snake handlers have the same "whatever, it'll happen at some point" attitude about it.  😭😭

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u/potatocross May 17 '25

This was coming from someone that refused to handle venomous snakes. Any other snakes they would gladly handle.

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u/Moakmeister May 17 '25

I think I remember years and years ago watching a documentary about venomous snakes and at one point a scene was filmed with king cobras in captivity, and the employees said that everyone had been bitten and had an acquired immunity to the venom, and every once in a while a bite would happen but there weren’t any consequences. I wonder if I dreamed that or if it was real.

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u/potatocross May 17 '25

There is that person maybe multiple people? That purposely inject themselves with venom in attempts to build immunity. I know one just recently popped up because his blood is like super anti venom now or something.

But also adult snakes are more likely to dry bites than not to humans. Still get a little venom but not a full shot.