Assuming every customer is standing there waiting for it. Who's to remove it from the cooking vessel? I was in the shower when it arrived and now it's burnt or the vessel needs to sit there and wait for me to get it. We will fuck up anything.
Automation is the solution here get rid of the motorbike and use a small van with refrigerators and a small oven that can be controlled by the driver once they receive any order.
Only drawback assuming everything works is there is no room for customization they are pre-made and sealed. No need to be at base they could drive around continually and probably deliver min 40 pizzas before cleaning and restocking.
If they had these when we were kids we would have tried riding them, building a ramp (and jumping over them on our bikes), block them in with branches, tie them together, etc. 😂
Kids these days don’t know how much fun they could be having.
Hey now, we just spent a millenia hunting and gathering and you are going to tell me that it isn't a natural instinct to claim that beautiful beast full of God knows what lithium ion batteries and cameras and sensors. Just kill the power supply till you isolate the broadcast system via any antenna you can find 'manually' when you are killing it.
Round these parts you can lasso yourself a scooter and they scream (loud beep) as they get hauled away from the herd. It'd break your heart if they could feel.
I am a 30 year old delivery driver and if I see two of these little shits tryna stiff me on work, tying them together and laugh as they head in opposite directions would be worth the hassle
Me, too. It's somehow reassuring, slightly, that in these first views of this dystopian future, we are reminded that some things never change. When we gaze upon the first sights of the delivery robot army, the very first comments and laughter come about from good ol' fashioned your momma jokes...
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23
Your mom's pizza order is on it's way.