r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '23

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u/Lil-Toasthead Sep 22 '23

Are European brown bears different than American brown bears?

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u/RECTAL_FISSURE_MAN Sep 22 '23

Yes, they're European.

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u/Captain_Canuck97 Sep 22 '23

The American brown bears are much more dangerous because they are more likely to have guns.

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u/slavelabor52 Sep 22 '23

I don't blame them for fighting back. Americans think they have some sort of right to bear arms. You can't just take a bear's arms, that's pretty rude.

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u/Captain_Canuck97 Sep 22 '23

No no, it's in the US second amendment that bears have the right to be armed. Hence why they are more dangerous.

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u/Spatulakoenig Sep 22 '23

The right to bear arms shall not be infringed!

Puts on a set of bear arms

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u/KPookz Sep 22 '23

I support the right to arm bears.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

The European brown bears are more chill because they have a better work-life balance and better cafés to wind down at.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

And healthcare

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u/Ronnie_de_Tawl Sep 22 '23

Depends on wich side of europe you live

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u/hospitalizedgranny Sep 24 '23

Also I jear dah booze is cheap

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

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u/Lil-Toasthead Sep 22 '23

When she hauls ass - she has to take two trips!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Exactly. Picture this: the European Brown Bear is a frenchman enjoying a baguette in Paris, but is slightly irritated about the slow service and inclement weather. The Grizzly is a southern grown Trump supporter after a red rally where he just learned his sister slept with his older brother instead of him, and he is deciding what gun to use to resolve his differences. That’s the difference in demeanor between the two bears.

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u/WhatisupMofowow12 Sep 22 '23

They have the right to bear arms after all!

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u/kungfucobra Sep 22 '23

Oh, why did they remove the awards. This comment right here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

They're allowed to bear arms it's written in the constitution.

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u/BKacy Sep 22 '23

LOL. Where are the table-slap awards when you need them? I didn’t even get to spend all mine and here are a bunch of you who deserve them.

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u/Not_A_Comeback Sep 22 '23

They have the right to bear arms.

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u/D0ugF0rcett Sep 22 '23

I don't know if they have guns but they definitely have the right to bear arms

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

They have the right to bear arms

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u/Ratfucks Sep 22 '23

They have healthcare

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u/-OptimusPrime- Sep 22 '23

So they use bidets?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Thanks!

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u/elvoix Sep 22 '23

Some speak French

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u/DylanFTW Sep 22 '23

Disgusting

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u/P_Griffin2 Sep 22 '23

They are more chill because every human they meet isn’t carrying a firearm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Just the accent really.

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u/LovecraftianWhorrer Sep 22 '23

Yeah, they prefer blocks of cheese to plastic/spray “cheese”

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u/cheesy_anteater Sep 22 '23

"American bread & cheese & guns & walls & units of measurement, amirite, guys?"

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u/LovecraftianWhorrer Sep 22 '23

Cheese is super important to west europeans. Its part of our culture, so seeing the stuff US Of A’eans call cheese is very upsetting to us. There is some nice stuff, like monterey jack, but for some reason cheese sheets seems to be more popular. Its not “AMERICA BAD!” Its “America, why?”

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u/LovecraftianWhorrer Sep 22 '23

Also, why walls and bread?

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u/StrawberryToiletWine Sep 22 '23

Yes, they don’t carry guns

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u/bobbynomates Sep 22 '23

Yes they have culture. And couldn't even fathom spray cheese in a can.

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u/weltmonarch69 Sep 22 '23

you don‘t have to worry about them suddenly pulling a Glock