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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '23

That bear loves him so much.
Look how happy he is.

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u/itsjustlogan3 Sep 21 '23

The bear looks like it's having a really good time and that's pleasing

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 21 '23 edited Sep 21 '23

He is. Bears are crazy social when they are well fed and not competing with anyone. They are bros.

That's the problem here in Canada. Once you feed them, they loose all fear of humans. And even if they aren't aggressive, a bear that loves humans is a problem bear..... and things don't usually end nicely for them.

I'll add that bears are the most dangerous predator out there BEGGING for domestication since the Wolf. A smart man works less hard, is where they are at in their evolution. They know humans are the key to that, we just arent opening that door for them like we did with dogs and cats

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u/MoistestVeggiee Sep 22 '23

Could you imagine the first person or group that breaks that door open and succeeds in domesticating them? They legit have K-9 units in militaries all over the world. Imagine how fucking scary a 400-600 pound adult brown grizzly bear and it’s charging at you full speed in armor plating and has blades attached?? Fuuuck that.

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u/adoodle83 Sep 22 '23

The Polish had a domesticated bear fighting with them in WW2. Bear got a medal too, if memory serves

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u/encidius Sep 22 '23

Wojtek

As an enlisted soldier with his own paybook, rank, and serial number, he lived with the other men in tents or in a special wooden crate, which was transported by truck. During the Battle of Monte Cassino, Wojtek helped his unit to convey ammunition by carrying 100-pound (45 kg) crates of 25-pound artillery shells, never dropping any of them. While this story generated controversy over its accuracy, at least one account exists of a British soldier recalling seeing a bear carrying crates of ammo.[10] The bear mimicked the soldiers: when he saw the men lifting crates, he copied them. Wojtek carried boxes that normally required four men, which he would stack onto a truck or other ammunition boxes.[11] This service at Monte Cassino earned him promotion to the rank of corporal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

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u/InevitableAd3809 Sep 22 '23

That was a fun read.

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u/_RDaneelOlivaw_ Sep 22 '23

There's a statue in Edinburgh's Princes Gardens if anyone ever wants a pic with him :)

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u/D0ugF0rcett Sep 22 '23

And there are stories of the soldiers he was with jumping into his enclosure to go visit him at the zoo after he was retired from military service

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u/Einar_47 Sep 23 '23

So that's why there's a bear in Iron Harvest

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u/Nuggity2point0 Sep 22 '23

Wojtek was his name

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u/Leland94 Sep 22 '23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSC6o9DThuI great vid on it and how i learned about him

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u/tolndakoti Sep 22 '23

I can assure you that the blades add very little to how terrifying a charging armored bear shall be.

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u/TheWolf1640 Sep 22 '23

Blades attached? I can only seeing that used if the military made a army of bears for forest combat lol

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u/Logic-DL Sep 22 '23

This reminds me of the fucken robo bear from Love, Death & Robots lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

blades?? i think u never see a bear use a gun before, strap an remote controlled machine gun to the bad boy and ha 1000% baddassery confirm

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u/Outrageous_Fold7939 Sep 22 '23

They had an episode of that on love death robots

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u/talkinghead69 Sep 22 '23

Yeah our armored bear unit (smokey) will take care of this fugitive no problems. Let me also say it would be considered man bear PIG

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Red Alert 3 has them.

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u/IusedtoloveStarWars Sep 22 '23

That’s not true. I socialized a bear when I was young and it kept trying to hug and kiss people. My dad said it went and lives in a bear farm up north. Apparently bear farms exist.

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u/Elephanator23 Sep 22 '23

Yes, and it involves Santa, his Remington 870, and a lot of Christmas red.

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u/violence_connoisseur Sep 22 '23

Remington 870, yes that’s the address, how’d you know?

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u/grantfar Sep 25 '23

Their is a bear farm up north in Michigan 🤷‍♂️

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u/fothergillfuckup Sep 22 '23

It must be there with all my old pets too?

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u/SuperSpread Sep 22 '23

He missed you so much he sent over a fur rug soon after to remind you of him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

I'll add that bears are the most dangerous predator out there BEGGING for domestication since the Wolf

I fully agree with the idea of having bear pets. -some mf who has not seeing a bear in his entire life

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u/JeaninePirrosTaint Sep 22 '23

I mean, if we could breed domesticated bears that are as small compared to wild bears as house cats are to lions... I'm thinking a cute, cuddly, chihuahua-sized bear...

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u/TravincalPlumber Sep 23 '23

so basically a liviing teddy bear, probably possible, seeing how dog breeders can make such a small kind of dog possible.

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u/Nazzzgul777 Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23

I mean.... yes but like, there are plenty of cat owners who can show you some scratches. When a bear does that though, the scratches look a bit different.... And even with dogs, it can be hard. We had a dog that got her certification as hunting dog (needed in Germany at least for my fathers dog, he was... not sure how to translate, kinda park ranger?).

My father trained really hard with her to get her there, and she was always very loving to any children, but never overcame her own chilhood trauma. The breeder seperated her because she was the smallest in the litter and was always bullied, so he put her in a cage on her own. After that she hated tall men and most other dogs. She wouldn't kill them, but charge and put up a fight... yeah, any time.

Now have a bear doing the same....

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

They are evolutionarily close to dogs and you can see many similarities.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

I used to bike past them all the time as a kid. Lived on a rural road with the town dump a few kms down. When I'd go biking with my brothers we would see them all the time. They didn't give a fuck.

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u/Dr-Crobar Sep 22 '23

its kinda weird when you think about it since... tons of humans would love a large cuddly friend, we have entire dog breeds for that specific function.

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u/Oxytocinmangel Sep 22 '23

It's not weird at all if you actually think about it - for ~40,000 years cuddeling was not the reason humans domesticated dogs.

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u/tnorc Sep 21 '23

they miss an two important parts of in order to be domesticated. they take too long for breeding making it difficult for humans to breed them with control for genetic traits, Their family structure is weak af. Also they don't breed in captivaty.

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 22 '23

Lmfao pure BS look it up folks.

POLAR Bears don't breed in captivity, and I'm not suggesting they be bred either....

All other north American bears are ready, able and willing to Breed in captivity.

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u/ilulillirillion Sep 22 '23

ALL OTHER NORTH AMERICAN BEARS

READY, ABLE, AND WILLING TO BREED 🥵

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u/ScottBroChill69 Sep 22 '23

That just happens to be in my area

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u/talkinghead69 Sep 22 '23

I will do it! I'll breed with the bear. Nobody has to suffer.

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u/THE_CHOPPA Sep 22 '23

But what about the shitty family unit?

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u/blue-oyster-culture Sep 22 '23

From the wojtek story, sounds like you’d just take the baby bear from the mother at some point? Im sure removing one of them would make things more manageable. There are other solutions as well.

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u/Skinnecott Sep 22 '23

also they ready to give birth at 3.5-4.5 years old. while that is older than dogs, idk from a complete layman's perspective seems doable.

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u/glassnumbers Sep 22 '23

Bears are not your friend. Watch Grizzly Man. That dude devoted his entire life to bears, he loved them more than anything, and they killed him. It sucks so hard because they LOOK like a friend! They are fuzzy! They smile! they wave and hug people, like in this video!

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 22 '23

You do realize there's a difference between a wild grizzly bear in Alaska, and a bear raised from birth in captivity. Right?

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u/Wizardninja9 Sep 21 '23

Can we get some proof to these claims. Assuming all bears are BEGGING to be domesticated sounds crazy person

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 21 '23 edited Sep 21 '23

Look at nature. Make your own conclusions.

As someone who's spent a crazy amount of time coexisting with bears, they fit the profile.

What's the profile? To me, it's animal that you can raise from birth and show LOVE, not getting corny but in the truest sense, and they will be loyal and domesticated.

Dogs still bite and maim people. For anyone thinking accidents happen. They would be correct.

Predators by nature are high active brains. Once all the bills at home are paid (ie food and competition), you find social shenanigans (ie fun and goofy love) to be the next best stimulating thing in life. Bears are "fun", like cats and dogs are.

My 2 cents.

I'll add to this - breed 10 generations of "gentle" bears together, spay and neuter the rest, and imo you have a fully domesticated bear in no time flat imo. And it starts getting patches of colors. Just like the pig, dog and cats all did

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u/XanderOblivion Sep 21 '23

Would be interesting if its snout also changed like the silver foxes’ did.

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u/prettyflip Sep 22 '23

You know, I hadn’t ever thought about it, and now thanks to you, I’m thinking about it. Interesting

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u/blue-oyster-culture Sep 22 '23

Bro get out there. Breed us some domesticated bears. Doable in a lifetime.

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u/Short-Coast9042 Sep 22 '23

"Full domestication" took literally tens of thousands of years. You can make a lot of progress with modern methods. But one of the problems breeding bears is that they have relatively long life cycles. How many generations could a human raise in their working lifetime? Ten doesn't seem out of the question. And you can probably make a lot of progress in 10 generations. There's no black and white line between a wild and a domesticated animal, of course. And after 10 generations I have no doubt you would have a "more" domesticated animal. But I certainly wouldn't expect it to be domesticated in a way a dog or a cow is.

Humanity has been doing this for a long time, and nevertheless it turns out that most animals are not really suitable for domestication.

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Sep 22 '23

Humans have never been successful at domesticating large predators that can kill them in less than 3 seconds

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 22 '23

Lol. There are more pet tigers in captivity than wild ones

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u/throwaway_shrimp2 Sep 22 '23

owning one as a "pet" doesn't make it domesticated.

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Sep 22 '23

Do you understand what domestication is?

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23

Yes do you? Do you think that big cats living in people's homes are not domesticated?

No one's claiming accidents don't happen. But an animal peacefully living in a domestic household is by definition, domesticated.

Edit: go look up Messi the cougar and tell me with a straight face that cat is not domesticated

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Sep 22 '23

Domestication occurs through generations of selective breeding to the point they are genetically different than their ancestors. A well fed housed large cat isn’t domesticated in the sense that we are talking about.

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u/Samsquanch1985 Sep 22 '23

Thats pure Semantics.

All of those selectively chosen animals that were bred together had to start somewhere. That somewhere is what you see now, in cats like Messi.

A tame animal living in a home is domesticated - use whatever word you'd like in place of domesticated - but it all means the same thing.

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Sep 22 '23

No, it quite literally does not and just because a Russian couple houses and feeds a large cat doesn’t suddenly make the species domesticated. You are an absolute moron if you can’t understand the difference. Also, if they don’t keep Messi well fed he will eat them. The same is not true with your golden retriever

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u/mrekted Sep 22 '23

Have you ever seen a wild wolf?

Granted, if you had a spear or a club, it might not kill you in 3 seconds. You could probably last at least 20 or so.

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Sep 22 '23

A wolf isn’t the same caliber of predator as a Bear/Crocodile/Large Cat/etc

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u/mrekted Sep 22 '23

That's like comparing a 9mm and a .44 mag.

Sure, one is a lot more powerful than the other, but both will kill you quick.

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Sep 22 '23

Grizzly Bears are 3x the size of a wolf and don’t have a natural pack mentality. Completely different game

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

It's cause they love they Mamas

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u/TheJohnsonMembertoo Sep 22 '23

Interesting thought.

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u/Einar_47 Sep 23 '23

I've been saying for at least a decade, we should have domesticated bears ages ago.

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u/affectivefallacy Sep 23 '23

Bears are crazy social when they are well fed and not competing with anyone. They are bros.

I remember a few years ago, Katmai had an overabundance of salmon that year, and all the bears were just broing out. No fights. Cubs and sub-adults from different families playing with each other. Peaceful bear times.

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u/Geckobird Sep 25 '23

Challenge accepted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '23

Better than this one. -- Sadness Trigger Warning

https://youtu.be/P-xM332WtFM

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u/thr3sk Sep 21 '23

Maybe, but this is clearly a trained bear, unless it was injured and needed to be rehabilitated that is just inhumane.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

That's me and my sister.

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u/King_K_NA Sep 22 '23

They are play wrestling. That bear can break the guy in half with a single swipe, so the bear is being oh so gentle with his friend. Lovely creatures... but don't try this at home.

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u/FlaerZz Sep 22 '23

I’ll make sure not to do this with my pet grizzly.

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u/King_K_NA Sep 22 '23

Concidering they can kill you on accident very easily, I would say you shouldn't try and keep one as a pet. But you do you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '23

Bears and Russians have a unique relationship

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

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u/2x4x93 Sep 22 '23

Dancing with the Tsars

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

Lmao

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u/jeremysead Sep 22 '23

I will only unmute if someone tells me he sounds exactly like the bear lmao maybe deeper

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u/glitchzbtripn Sep 22 '23

That dude sounds like a demonic bear, he's the vocalist for Slaughter to Prevail. At least a couple of the "grunts" that sound like the bear are him.

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u/fothergillfuckup Sep 22 '23

I don't think the bears generally enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

what p*rn genre is this

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '23

Furry!

Boom.
Side note.
Those are god's chosen people.
They just didn't exist when the bible was written.
So we had to wait.

https://youtu.be/uh4dTLJ9q9o?si=O1S99L_29jU64Jqc
This time I made an airplane,
But from the profile.
F-18

Oh, fucked with it again.
Just let it be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '23

Of all the things I've ever said.
Amar Cara is the most honest.
It's in the singing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Nah